rachet

Cheese lover

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@martian3102 Team space

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Looks like Sideshow Bob is in town.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Proposing marriage in front of a crowd of people is a form of coercive control.

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@martian3102 Gah !!!

[Claire 🍒 @claireahall]

It always amazes me how much jewellery modern athletes wear. At school, we were led to believe one tiny earring could kill you. #Olympics

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@SW_Help is the 1643 from Clapham Junction to Windsor and ER going to run?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

These are baby stingrays. They look like aliens stuck in ravioli.

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

The letter “d” in Dunstable is load-bearing. Take it away & see what happens

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@BBCMorningLive @xandvt Anyone who says their baby is sleeping through the night is likely lying

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If the salary was genuinely competitive you'd include it in the job advert

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@K_RhodesWriter Just finished Hell Bay - brilliant book! X

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If a single vampire had thought to strap a baking tray to their chest, Buffy would have had no chance of staking them and would have been killed in episode one

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m glad we picked the very last month of the year to be the most tiring and expensive.

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@martian3102 Haven't seen you with such straight hair in ages!

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

Cat jelly

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@martian3102 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British Problems when having a haircut

1 Insisting the temperature is "fine" as what must be water from a kettle is
poured over your head.

2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of
the head massage.

3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone
lighter and asking, "Can you make me look like this, please?"

4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you've just been offered £500 in
cash.

5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser's mirror.

6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you're doing
something devious under the cape.

7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your
last haircut.

8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you're encouraged to stand up and cover the
clean floor with bits of hair.

9 Being mystified as to how "what have you done?" somehow leaves your
mouth as "excellent, thank you very much!"

10 Waiting until you're at least 50 strides away from the building until you
completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window.

VBP books: https://t.co/fcmrHvmQns

[blur @blurofficial]

Without you this is impossible.
Thank you ❤️

[The National Archives @UkNatArchives]

Think it might be time for Horrible Histories to update The Monarchs’ Song

New ruler Rulers have just dropped 📏

[rachet @undecided_rach]

@martian3102 True!