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losing brain cells each passing day

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corporate america is a sucker for happy hours; I on the other hand relate to sad boy hours 9am-5pm ... sugar daddy/mommy wya?

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@jjoongnamie dmming you ❤️❤️

[⋆ @mngdiaries]

can I say something..?

[emini tic @TicTocTick]

For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25.

This phenomenon will never happen again.

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sometimes it takes 35 wipes to realize you only needed 34

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im sure there is a Hell Lite™️ for people who dont check whether the toilet is fully flushed before leaving the stall

[name.rand() @underthec_]

idk how many more 1hr-50-min-long-drives i got in me dawg

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@jamie_razler um do let us know.....

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@visualbasic97 next time ask them if they had a https://t.co/TdXkq5bLro,
more cringe imo

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@HumansNoContext can he turn a bread roll into 2trillion?

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i flinch everytime

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is anyone else scared to open metal doors because of the inevitable static attack?

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

claude monet blues.

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@rotywonka ye that doesnt sound like a good idea

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@officerbill @InternetH0F SAMEEE OMG

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10/10 im a changed woman now

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how did i not know siri could be an awschtrawlian man?

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breath and breathe are not that hard to distinguish right? .... right???

[name.rand() @underthec_]

when life gets hard

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urinal etiquette applies here too maam

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empty bathroom at work, 6 sinks, im using corner one. lady comes and washes her hands next to me???!?!?!?