David Perry

Trainee Priest with a growing incense problem.

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@OurCofE traditional: lemon, sugar, KJV and BCP!

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@karamelykaren67 I've heard good things about methamphetamine...

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@swdoherty but then you will have sold out by Thursday?!

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@karamelykaren67 to be honest a few chips and some curry sauce I'd eat it after a thirsty night in The Essex Skipper

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@karamelykaren67 not all of them

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@karamelykaren67 a lot of it isn't though, not God's creation but I refute the deliciousness all aquatic life

[Alan's Dictaphone @PartridgeIdeas]

(Via @alltoft_toby)

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@LouzieO if you could remember it you weren't hedoning hard enough

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@LouzieO and

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@LouzieO there were only two arks

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@LouzieO but they're lowering it into a cooking pot...

[David Perry @underthecassok]

@TransistorBros @PaulHSaint I'm warming up now. Can we do an electronic 'Guide Me Oh Thou Great Redeemer'??

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Well played.

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Breaking news:

[Jack Palmer-White @jackpalmerwhite]

Apart from @JustinWelby never being a banker & Church Commissioners being 8th biggest charitable donor in the world, this is 100% accurate https://t.co/RQfXgw9sPx