Toby Alltoft

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🚨 NEW: The Chancellor told teachers and nurses they couldn’t have a pay rise that might stoke inflation. But what kind of pay rise did landlord Jeremy Hunt award himself? We found out.

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@TFHBs Ian Ormondroyd

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@brianstokes92 I'm Batman!

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@vernonkay @alltoft thought that there are more Vernons in the North. However, Wikipedia disagrees. Ignoring the Midlands (most people do, I'm from there, so that's ok), North 1 South 5.

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@BBCSport Scrolling to find ATP Montreal scores. Past The Hundred (unnecessary), a football manager almost signing a contract and a boxer still being retired, could this be given more weight? Wimbledon dominated a month ago. Are sports only relevant if they take place in the UK?

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@AccidentalP Yeah, that. But with action man bow ties.

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Thanks for the memories @TomYoungs87 @LeicesterTigers Best wishes for the future.

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@MarkPalmerST Duncan Weir could do a shift in the front row for sure. Richie Gray has finished a few in his time, too.

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@WorldAthletics Kipyegon will break the triple jump and pole vault world records. Definitely watching that!

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@EnglandRugby Will Carling

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@EnglandRugby Genge, Farrell, Itoje, Smith

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@AccidentalP She now lives with a narcissistic sports pimp. He drinks yellow stuff in tins.

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@LeicesterTigers I kicked over Adam Thompstone's pint on the way back to my seat at half time. I still feel guilty. He wouldn't let me replace it.

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@BBCSport @BBCTwo @BBCiPlayer According to the timings on the website the live events start 45 mins before coverage time and finish 1 hour before the end of the broadcast. Please can we have more athletics (especially field events) and less studio analysis? This has been an ongoing issue for years.

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@south_railway Abysmal level of mask adherence on the 1303 from Weymouth today. Many passengers boarding without masks at #weymouth & #dorchester. No announcements, posters or guard action on board. You must do better.

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@BBCNewsnight What is the name of the map projection that you use to make the UK look twice of Germany?

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@SpikeReid and a team of adventurers were the first to #paddleboard the entire length of the #gangesriver.

Their mission was to raise awareness of plastic pollution, which enters the river in huge quantities.
https://t.co/I4WDBhGUA3

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@johnmushroom Looking to cook your clam arancini recipe. Any good spots for dulse near Weymouth?

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And @RndmForestRunnr has made it on to the last leg of his Grand Round... his Ramsay Round. Just incredible and soooo wish I was up there 😬 I can’t take the next 24 hours of dot watching at home 😅🏠 just hoping that weather isn’t as bad as forecast 🙏🏻
https://t.co/0Vjeveo0MY

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@easachausen @thehumanxp Aren't a lot of 'pubs' in Scotland referred to as 'hotels' because of prior licensing laws?