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Yes, thats a rubber ducky in my wine glass. I thought it was a good idea at the time. Like Jagermeister at 4am, it seems that way but rarely is.

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I swear uber does not pay for shock absorbers.

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Either draw a shamrock with the tap or get stuffed. Printing in your pint’s foam is just such so tacky.

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Went to willoughbys and bought printer ink cartridges. End of the month Salticrax from tomorrow I guess

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R135 for what???

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Choppers up this morning let’s hope the wind stays calm

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Looks the gale has blown the Newlands fire onto the face of Table Mountain tonight

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@whereisgrantm I’m going to need to work overtime after foolishly opting for sushi today.

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You think the worst crime Camps bay strip restaurants can pull is their prices. But last week I was served a long life milk with my coffee like I was camping, today this spot is playing the dirge-like Lion Ling theme.

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In the debate over stopping at Houwhoek or Peregrine for a pie while traveling the N2 I have to say Peregrine is way out in front right now. Houwhoek just served me a microwaved soggy pie and a pasteis de Nata that was a stodgy cross between a milk tart and a baked cheesecake

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Lucky moment before the All Blacks and Springboks ran out

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The branch of PAUL Boulangerie that has opened at the v&a is so authentically French that the coffee is piss poor.

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@RobynPorteous @Arfness Anyone building anything on the burnt site that is our parliament would consitute service delivery

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whenever people go on about Cape Town being a culinary capital I think of how few interesting restaurants we actually have - this back street restaurant in Nottingham sounds better than anything here https://t.co/Cg83yUrIHN

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Have just seen a bergie walk past my house with a pavement special on a lead. A Chommie collar and lead. The homeless are outstyling me heavily

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@Jambles I only found out when the bill arrived. I’m still in shock.

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Just got charged R130 for an unseasoned Bloody Mary at the Winchester with cucumber instead of celery. This is the kind of thing that causes me to rage

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So hot today today taking off my chinos felt more like peeling off a wetsuit

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There should be a law that a companies call center hold music is played in its executive offices at all times. Maybe then they would fix the trash. On hold with Apple right now and the distorted cello is more strident than fighting cats.

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At Newlands for the T20, if anyone knows if the sausage lady is here her location would be much appreciated

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With Kleinskys and Paris bakery opening branches on Kloof St the bottom end which was getting a bit boring (thanks Tigers Milk/parada) is definitely looking up