Ryan Offord 🇺🇦

Gone fishing. No longer here.

Find me on Bluesky instead. Starting again.

Fuck Trump. Fuck Musk

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

I think I'm done with Twitter/X.

I've not been on for a week now and that's a good thing.

I can't abide what I'm seeing with Trump, Musk and the US Oligarchy that is being built.

Current plan is to close my account at some point soon.

Starting again slowly on Bluesky.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@F1 about 6 races too many.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

First impression of @EASPORTS WRC game on the PS5 and it is undrivable for some reason. Thrust master T150 steering wheel and it is hyper sensitive. Nothing goes in a straight line.

Back to GT7 until I find time to work out why it's behaving so shit.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@10DowningStreet it would be lovely if you can get HMRC to be able to add 12 numbers together and calculate the tax correctly on the first attempt. Ta

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

Donald #Trump. The only man in history with the ability to press a button to summon the biggest weapon in the world which means he can ultimately summon himself.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@JasonManford tonight was the best panto we've been to. Just brilliant fun. Thanks to all performing!

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

Ah ha !

You cannot create a passkey on a @PlayStationUK account and use @1Password

It only let's me use the Google account on my phone.

I can't sync the passkey either so for the PS5 it is useless

So passkey disabled, password reset and I'm in.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@Planet_F1 He's such a dick

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@DavidJPoole @ChShersh @InertuA @TonyBarton65 Man those were tough reviews. Made me so much better as a data pro as a result and made friends for life.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

It's nice to see a former employer bounce back properly despite how things went with redundancy for me.

Nothing to do with still having shares. Honest 😂

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@SkyNewsBreak @SkyNewsBreak you'd be surprised just how many dive boats have sunk recently in the Red Sea. For example, the Carlton Queen. Same owner for a number of boats that had issues.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@F1 Prost and Vettel have more F1 championships

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@HillF1 well yeah. Handed the first. Next two the car was so dominant there was little competition so he actually had to battle for it. Shame he drives dirty.

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If only @HMRCgovuk could do basic maths.

Here, have a refund for 2023.
Then
Oh we've messed up something this year so we are gonna take a fuck load of tax then you get nothing back until maybe next year
Then
You didn't pay enough in 2023 so you have 2 months to pay us.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@FiveMetreStop yep. Slowly moving over

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

A complete clusterfuck of a traffic jam this morning thanks to @TraffordCouncil removing 2 of 3 lanes on Chester Rd.

I get they want all cyclists to have 14 miles of clear cycle paths each, but severely restricting an arterial road into Manchester is monumentally stupid.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

Amused that people often complain some tech is expensive and then see them using a multi-node cluster to run spark to do something simple like get the day of week from a date 😂

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@AmazonUK I'll give them another try in the New Year. Let the rush get out of the way etc.

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

Accurate advert from @AmazonUK

Dumped at the door 😂

[Ryan Offord 🇺🇦 @underwaterryan]

@DavidJPoole not sure they will react the same to me giving them an eyeful 😂