STOP ASKING YOUR GIRL "HOW WAS SEX"
they will say "great" every single time.
replace it with this instead:
“analyze our last intercourse and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”
gooning - verb, otherwise known as displaying overtly horny behavior, typically towards attractive women but in this case towards financial assets with a lot of expected upside