𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚

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[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

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[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Alright, Alice with chains. I'll pretend to believe you don't know Linkin Park."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝I. . .I don't know what that means, either. You're making sounds with your mouth that I guess are words, but those words don't mean anything to me.❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Who said?"

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Oh yeah I forgot you're edgy and probably only watch Linkin Park Naruto AMVs."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝You had me, now you just lost me.❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"God is cooler and Kord is frieza. It's just facts."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝Subjective.❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Why don't I get to fight on the moon?"

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"God's way cooler."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝I put my faith in Kord anyway. God of Strength, baby!❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Uh oh, stinkyyyyyyyyyy~"

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"He doesn't like me that much either."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝He doesn't like to answer.❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Bro if you say something cringe bro...I'm gonna yell bro."

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Ask God."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝Why are you like this.❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

@Daimonity "Yeah, that's why it'd be sick."

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Can you give me yours? I'm poor and only have $500,000."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝And like, yes regular shampoo, that smells nice, and not like mountain dew.❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Ok."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

Alice let's go, and takes a step back.

❝Please take a shower, or something.❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

@Daimonity "It'd be sick, like if you went Ultra Instinct and killed me."

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

@cingciseach i'd rather unsmell it

[Zero @cingciseach]

i want to unsee this tweet

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

"Because I'm just that epic."

[𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈 @SwordsAndShade]

❝. . .Sorry, how did I miss you, again?❞

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

@soundophile WAIT YOU MEANT "AT THE MOMENT"

[𝓐𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨 ''Jebediah Schlatt'' 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚 @undyingasshat]

@soundophile why are you getting money out at mcdonalds