kar 🪐👽💫

weird twitter girl ♋️🐈🍄

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

If you actually like me, I made a new twitter @RandomGirl_420 follow me there please 😘

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@TNMike6 @thecuttman @CovertGoat @davidhogg111 @PhRMA @WhiteHouse Huh? I’m not homophobic at all. You just look and sound obsessive. Or, I guess, according to you, gay. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@TNMike6 @thecuttman @CovertGoat @davidhogg111 @PhRMA @WhiteHouse It looks like you do. Why do you have all these pics of another man saved on your phone, Mike?

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@PhRMA @WhiteHouse Comment section isn’t going the way you thought eh? 🤡🤡🤡

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Jimmy Buffet wrote a smash hit song about a cheeseburger

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Cool Jimmy Buffet story- one time he was flying his own plane to Jamaica with Bono (as one does) and the Jamaican authorities misidentified his plane as being a weed smugglers plane and they opened fire on it with automatic weapons as he was trying to land it in the bay. He landed and they boarded his plane and realized it was Jimmy buffet and bono. Instead of complaining, Jimmy was like “nbd I’ve probably gotten away with a lot of stuff I should have been caught for”. And instead of suing them he just wrote a song called “Jamaica mistakea” about it and vibed. Absolute legend

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Jimmy Buffett, the legendary "Margaritaville" singer-songwriter, has died at age 76 https://t.co/TsNVMGUdc6

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@BlertMcGirt @trashmaster101 @mazzypopstar Yesssss I’ve seen it hahah btw follow my new twitter. I’m retiring this one lol @randomgirl_420

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

🥲

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@brittanyrn_09 @nagrom_aniahs @kay__bake I am, of course, down. 😂 BTW I’m retiring my Twitter because it’s 14 years old and my algorithm is ruined so you guys please follow my new one @RandomGirl_420 plz thx ❤️❤️ I followed all yins already

[bad ghrl bri bri @chinchlady701]

people who have outside cats are simply irresponsible pet owners

i said what i said and i’m right goodbye

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@BrandyLJensen Oh, the horror, a stove I can sit my cast iron pans and warm lids on without having to worry about shattering it, such yikes

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@BtMkRs @natniels @AgentAlexS1 Do you think BBL stands for “Butt & Body Lift”

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@IamAMuffinMann @Gyra_Solune @kenklippenstein I mean, no. It’s the same reason they banned lead paint and BPA.

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@IamAMuffinMann @kenklippenstein There’s no ban, there’s no proposed ban, there’s right wing hysteria because someone in a committee suggested that gas stoves can emit dangerous fumes and perhaps we should collectively look into it so it doesn’t cause health problems

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

Republicans are fucking weird

[DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 @DeAnna4Congress]

@realDaleUpright Amen fellow Pureblood!

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

It’s thundering a lot for January

[kar 🪐👽💫 @uneed2calmdown]

@LeaMaric @sven_dogge @pope_head This!!! If you have health insurance, even Medicaid, there is a substance abuse hotline number listed on your card and it should never be stigmatized to use it!