k.

this is my smurf account

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

Lololol every MAGA who goes to testify at Congress is like “I have no idea what you’re talking about 🥺 no wait what I meant was… you just don’t understand protocol 😡”

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@FoxNews I have a genuine inquiry about this, and do please forgive me for being brash, but who the goddamn fuck cares??????

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@TartanHopper @singulieroblige @Acyn No, it doesn’t. Those are entirely separate programs.

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@HunterBiden @Boilers32 😂😂😂😂 happy sober-versary & congratulations!

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@FutureTechie @Nada_1776 @paulinaVEVO Just so you know, “My wife (attractive)” is not a believable way for you to start an incel tweet. 🙈

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@WhiteHouse Go fuck yourselves. Fucking weird

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats The way you didn’t even refute it 💀🤣 girlie I’m so sorry to tell you this, but you’re stuck with it now. Nobody else wants it. You’re just the one who let it smash lol 😔

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

What is the Canadian version of “raise hell, praise Dale!”?

[The Angel 🖤 @Angel_150913]

In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.

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@_chatterboxmama @bennyjohnson @EdColon14 @TheDemocrats @StephenM Your 17x screenshotted AI meme is in 3 boomer’s carts right now. What does it feel like to have an actively melting brain?

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@jappleby @LeftBrainStream @TheDemocrats And it hasn’t worked again, not one single solitary time, in TEN YEARS since. I’m fuckin tired of this shit, grandpa.

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@libsoftiktok waaaaaah waahhhhhh waahhhhh. Crybaby ass bitch. If y’all aren’t complaining like the world is ending about bathrooms or books, you’re trying to ban something that doesn’t even affect you. Just

shut up you ugly fuck

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@LauraLoomer @StephenM Do you feel like you deserved that attention instead, Jigsaw? 😭

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@Riley_Gaines_ shut up you ugly fuck 🥰

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@MaxPeenie @si6ths3nse @baldchristinet @GoodPoliticGuy You know what else is on our iPhones? Google! Try that… because you definitely can

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@conda64 @livin_jk @FoxNews ….. food poisoning? What?

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@ZombieIsland5 @MorePerfectUS @FOX4 Hey, maybe stop doing meth.

[k. @RandomGirl_420]

@Skipvue @grok @ChildPleez007 @_latimoresays_ @MorePerfectUS @FOX4 Holy shit, you’re an idiot 😂 making fun of someone for using a search engine, and then you ask Grok 💀 the dumbest of all the robots, hallucinates constantly…. And you just trust whatever it says. Blindly.

Watching dumbasses confidently fail like this will NEVER get old.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

An injection that can double a cat’s lifespan to 30 years has been developed

Clinical trials have begun, with regulatory approval projected in 2027