Tony Towers

Everton ruin my weekend on a regular basis and I love Percy pigs

[teadrinker68 @teadrinker68]

Nice to see @merseyrail can put eight carriage trains on heading into town at 7.15am on the first day of Aintree - but won't do the same an hour before Everton have a home game.

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@primevideosport Looks more like Don Goodman

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@teadrinker68 I think we’re capable of doing a Bodo. Just fear for our league form if we do

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

Everton aren’t we #TikTok https://t.co/KZQccOU1U2

[Benj @Benjwinst]

Perfectly summarised

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@SkyBet any chance of my acca freeze working this week? This was taken (as you can see) 25 mins into the first game

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Jimmy Saville abused ~450 children over a 50 year period.

Keir Starmer - the Director of Public Prosecutions - declined to prosecute.

The case file was later destroyed.

And the BBC covered it up.

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

How Mykolenko stays on that pitch for 90 mins I will never know!!!

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@efc_fanservices @toffee_tower @evertonibrow @matflusk Sorry this is the video

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@efc_fanservices @toffee_tower @evertonibrow @matflusk No QR code anywhere can you help with this?

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@Keir_Starmer Causing murder you lad

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@commissionase @SkySportsPL The new signings didn’t even know Jota

[MickmcSNB @mickmcSNB]

Ladies and gents we have a little twat who's scamming a blue out of a ticket, money paid, no honey and now blocked the lad who purchased the tickets 😡😡😡
So my Evertonian friends I'd like u to light this cunt up 👊💙
UTFT

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@The_Forty_Four The same goodison park that Everton ladies play? Done well to get in the top 10 that

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

We had three goals ruled out yesterday and still won. Get a grip. Be better.

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

'Anthony Gordon has a numbers issue. For someone who believes he is a top player, he does not perform like one and has not done so for more than a year'

✍️ @LukeEdwardsTele
https://t.co/TF17zlH9A6

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

Should’ve waited till Southampton went into league one before bidding for Dibling. Could’ve saved a few quid

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

@EvertonNewsFeed @Bryan_Oviedo @therealstevenpi Gavin McCann

[Tony Towers @unexistingwords]

Gets beat 3-0 at home and the manager pipes up with (and I quote), “I think we did a good job”

I fucking despair!!!

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

When your team concedes late to a hated rival, make sure to take a moment to capture the player’s celebration for posterity