Number 7

Tesla. Liverpool FC. Re-join EU. *Likes* comedy and puns.

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

This old classic!

[Jean Hatchet @JeanHatchet]

Everyone in Piddington being confronted with “you’re a racist now”.

“Nooooo! It’s only about the numbers and the footpaths and the little baby newts!”

That’s not how it works once the “far right” stick touches you.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

How do you colonize Mars?

M : A : R : S

[MrFezziwig™ @MrFezz15]

Tell us the one about when grey squirrels met red squirrels

[Tim McNally @PiddingtonRoars]

🇦🇺 IF AUSTRALIA CAN HEAR PIDDINGTON, WHY CAN’T OUR OWN PRIME MINISTER?

Today, The Australian takes Piddington’s story across the world—our referendum, legal challenge and fight to be heard.

Yet Andy Burnham remains silent.

Spartacus Rex aged 7 is a distant memory to the UK PM

Australia is listening. Britain is watching. Why isn’t Downing Street?

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#Piddington #TheVillageThatRoared #Australia #AndyBurnham #DowningStreet #Democracy #BattleOfBritainDay #Aylesbury #HighWycombe #Banbury #Oxford #Thame #MiltonKeynes

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

@rickygervais

[Amélie 🧬 @AmeliePathways]

350 people in a quiet Oxfordshire village.
1,250 single male asylum seekers earmarked for the military base on their doorstep.
A former Tory minister’s solution?
“The obvious thing they’ll need in the middle of the village is a brothel.”

Short satirical folk song.
Animation done with Grok Imagine.
#Piddington #Remigration

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

@BigBearF1 Luncheon meat

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Idk why, but sometimes the absolute dumbest things crack me up, with this being among them😆😆

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

@prodnose Mainstream media telling more lies. Any one in the know knew it would be like this.

[Dyslexic_aDve @Dyslexic_aDve_]

"Better than me..?"

Still love this.

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

@TheAnfieldWrap Heard Wegovy is better

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Counter terrorism.

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

Yep ….

[Alison Moyet @AlisonMoyet]

I’ll tell you what was better in the old days. You could have opposing opinions and still keep your job or share a pint together. Makes no odds to me where your land lies. This is diversity. This is what diversity means.

[GayLumberjack @gay_lumberjack]

Me: “I don’t want Muslims in my country.”

Them: “That’s racist!”

Me: “Islam is not a race. It’s a chosen religion. They can choose not to be Muslims.”

Them: “No, they can’t! If they leave the religion, they’ll be killed!”

Me: “Back to my first point.”

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

@mindles_jay He was incredible. Controlled every game. Deserved winner.

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Pure. Gold. Wait for it!🤣

[Scott Cheggs @Scott__Cheggs]

Breaking News : Harry Kane may face arrest when he returns to England after shocking scenes of him being proud of his country.

Links to the Far Right are being investigated.

[Number 7 @unfunnybone]

🤣🤣🤣

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I married my wife for her looks.

Just not the ones she's giving me now.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Ethnic jokes are funny, but someone always gets offended...

So I'm going to make up an ethnicity, let's call it Cleavens.

There are no Cleavens so they can't get offended.

Okay, so these two black Cleavens walk into a bar...

[Pat Condell @patcondell]

Britain’s immigration policy seems predicated on the assumption that we have a chronic shortage of skilled rapists and murderers.