unicorn ennui

To combat the metaphysical angst we primarily suggest listening to Harry Styles, talking about tv & occasionally posting photos of the tiny, beautiful things

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Has any human ever had enough time? (Sunday scaries are real bad today)

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Literally have an app for this. When I can’t decide I flip a coin - heads is yes, tails is no (because I have a head and not a tail - easy to always remember)

[𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚗 ⛤ 𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙩 @lorentarot]

comprei de meme uma moeda de "Yes" e "No" na shein porque achei o conceito engraçado

pois esqueçam tudo, agora minha vida toda será decidida por essa moeda, vou virar que nem o Bob Esponja e o Patrick com a concha mágica

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

90 minutes really is the perfect movie run time

[sam ♕ @mxstbeloved]

Ilya keeping a Shane Hollander trading card he got some from Tim Hortons promo in his hockey bag, and it falls out one day, and everyone is like “haha roz you really are keeping your enemy close haha” when in reality it’s one of the only photos Ilya has of Shane.

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

All my coworkers watching House of the Dragon like it’s a hero story but I know it’s a tragedy

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Daemon to Rhaenyra.
Shane to Ilya.
Spike (and Angel) to Buffy.

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre the love of my life and to some extent my nemesis

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Omg Jace is barely dead.

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Or if you are the funniest person in the office

[Chris @citehchris]

they should pay you 500k a year just cause you’re such a joy to have in the office

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

She was a judge on America’s Next Too Model

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Omg omg omg omfg I did not actually expect this to come true today?!

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

My prayer today is the same as every Sunday of late - please may today be the day Christin Cole dies. Screaming.

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

The way is just screamed HOLY FUCK at the tv as the bodies started to move. Jump scare #hotd

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

My prayer today is the same as every Sunday of late - please may today be the day Christin Cole dies. Screaming.

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

This would, unfortunately, work on me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

taking my girlfriend to see the odyssey tonight & whispering “that couldn’t keep me from you, baby” every time odysseus is delayed by another obstacle

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

The movies made from 2000 - 2010 are elite

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

I just know Ilya Rozanov loves the song Brown Eyed Girl

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Pretty likely place for him to be

[paul @paulstevex]

justin bieber saw people having fun and said let me doing a boring song and ruin the vibe for everyone

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Sushi Story Hole doesn’t have the same ring to it

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

Oh I do no like what is going on between Ormund and Daeron AT ALL

[unicorn ennui @unicorn_ennui]

I can’t wait to watch Criston Cole die.