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24/f/whiny asshole

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

Harper Rose Davis born Sept 15, 2018 at 1:47am after exactly 24 hours of labor and two (half) failed epidurals.

[XBOX @XBOX]

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Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

hey @SamuelAdamsBeer my vaccination site didn’t give me a sticker and I got my first dose two weeks ago does the allergic reaction I had to the shot count? #ShotForSam

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

@hankgreen omg yes

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

hey @AlexGaskarth were you, or were you not at the jonas brothers concert in chicago last night?

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

if you had told 12 year old me that in 13 years I’d be kinda drunk on half a beer at a Jonas brothers concert where dr. Phil’s son was the headliner I would’ve said you were lying. but here I am. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

our power went out briefly like three nights ago and now I’m perpetually terrified that it’ll happen again and that Harper is gonna wake up and we won’t hear her.

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

@kawaiikelsea and I really bout to spend $320 on jonas brothers tickets in 2019. oof

[✭ Diegoat ✭ @Diego11Marquez]

Daenerys when Tormund called Jon a king #GameOfThrones

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

me after watching tonight’s game of thrones:

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

no one:

tormund:

[Boba Swiftt @GSF_23]

Tormund shooting his shot with Brienne #DemThrones https://t.co/RTBcEmJtGY

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

@Franswatheburd feel this so hard tho

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

I’ve been up since 6 after getting 4 hours of sleep I am not prepared for this whole never sleeping again thing.

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

i said let’s have some fun this beat is sick

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

#IfIWonTheLottery I’d relocate ALL of Kansas City to the state of Kansas. Sorry Missouri.

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Paul Rudd should still play a 19-year-old.

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

@Franswatheburd getting anxious about getting anxious is my specialty

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

wow turns out after you have a baby all your grammar skills go out the window

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

turn up for aldi finally carrying baby products I just got a big ass container of formula for half of the price than walmart has it

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

@notgodzillian Thanks Harlie! ❤️

[𖤐satan eitel𖤐 @unicorngutss]

Harper Rose Davis born Sept 15, 2018 at 1:47am after exactly 24 hours of labor and two (half) failed epidurals.