‘ben’ venidos, dpt

vaguely aware

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they call me mr. xbox bc i’m not one u choose to play games with

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@OGsimulant god doesn’t end pain, but god might kill you and get it over with. sounds like she knows god better than you

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fuck a generative ai, i have Fact Clock

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is there a slur yet for people who use the diagonal cry laugh emoji? let’s get on that

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@IntelligentPag1 @fdlwill28 get in the chute with them and find out who’s in bad shape lmfao

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@thejoeywright @Footballguys hey joey, where’s the link for the discord?

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don’t worry yall i already put the call in to release covid 3.0 and it’ll put us all right back in that headspace and we’ll get this shit figured out

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sorry nerds gotta post this somewhere

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this turned out to be prophecy btw

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i’m the brandon aiyuk of my workplace
☑️lowkey the most talented on the team
☑️all black work shoes
☑️doing the best work i can, all the while very ready to get the hell out of here

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lauryn hill oldheads when the apple music list readers are upset she’s 2 hours late to the concert

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@cyberjock_ i’m only up to orange but i like abandoned deck

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@cyberjock_ nice gold stake btw

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@whoamanchillout go to PT! you don’t need to see a doctor first and there’s exercises that help in the meantime

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@galacticdad i’ll take uhh two sets to failure? and some rows to start

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got to ask rick about this last night and he said it was 99 dollars

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someone in the crowd threw handfuls of cash at pile's bassist while they played special snowflakes n tbh if i had it like that i would too

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@kennedyk24 @sarcastick1_ bc he’s getting chased. bc bad blocking directly preceded the injury

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@_SportsTruther @RGIII isn’t the issue that officials already make the game about them? they should be given less attention not more

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boy math is using three rally towels to make a sling for a drunk fall injury

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ohhhh i wanna dance with a monkey/ i wanna hold hands with a monkey/ yeaaaa i wanna dance with a monkey/ a monkey who wants to be friends with me 🎶

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@BrettKollmann @SharpFootball wrap up! be a defensive football player instead of a sandbag with limbs