United For Portland

We are a local group of wealthy donors and businesspeople who support Ted Wheeler's desire to skirt local election laws. helping Ted spend more is our main goal

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

Alright we took a break because we didn't want to tweet too much like @sarahforpdx, we just want to say we are so thankful for our big daddy corporate money for all the sweet flyers. I hope the community loved them.

Furthermore, @tedwheeler, you are a god and we love you ❤❤❤

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@united4portland @unitedforpdx @PDX_BizAlliance They also haven't tweeted since the day they made the account. Its almost like they realized trying to drag Sarah for tweeting on Twitter was a TERRIBLE call

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@united4portland @unitedforpdx @PDX_BizAlliance Its almost like they're really really really bad at it

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@briandavispdx @Tonyatwork @Nike @gbrxcompanies @ted_mayor @unitedforpdx I have a feeling they quit Twitter because they got dragged so hard on their first three posts.

That or they're REALLY serious about @sarahforpdx tweeting too much and trying to lead by example.

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@Tonyatwork @briandavispdx @Nike @gbrxcompanies @ted_mayor Hey don't blame us, blame @unitedforpdx. We are but a parody page.

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@alankesslr @unitedforpdx Yeah he uhhhhhh never endorse us that was all fake news. Ted 2020

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

Reelect Ted Wheeler, so our brave Portland Police officers can have access to bathrooms. If you elect Sarah, officers will have to continue to peepee and poopoo outside, but if we elect Ted we can get them real nice outhouses in Chapman Square. #PortlandProtest #portlandpolice

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

Look we're hella bummed that them bois Abe and Teddy got their statues tipped over and we just can't understand property damage and we promise no more statues will get knocked over if you just reelect Wheeler plz bro he'll stop it next time I swear plz bro.

[KATU News @KATUNews]

As unrest continues in the city, what do you want to see from Portland’s mayor?

Leave your questions and we’ll ask them during the KATU debate. ⬇️

MORE DETAILS: https://t.co/9WrDqWv9rO

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@ourpdx @alankesslr @revnatscider @unitedforpdx We don't own them in the sense that like, financially we own them. We just own them with jokes and A1 parody

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

If you want this kind of thing to stop, you're gonna need to reelect Mayor Wheeler, only he will be tough on minor vandalism. Also disregard that this happened under his leadership.

[The Oregonian @Oregonian]

Protesters topple Portland statues of Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln in ‘Day of Rage’ https://t.co/nNRDHxQjaz

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

Just a reminder that corporations are people so you should like seriously stop being mean to us for supporting Ted, who is also definitely (we think) a person.

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@jessicsm Who's to say, could be @united4pdx, could be @unitedforpdx, could be @united4portland. Only one of us is the shadowy corporate donor to @tedwheeler's failing campaign, BUT WHICH ONE?!

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

This is your daily reminder to think about the businesses. Without them you peasants wouldn't have jobs so be grateful and make sure you thank Ted for being so invested in taking investments from businesses.

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

We also want to thanks @PPAVigil for vigorously supporting these officers right to beat and teargas those who step out of line in Portland. Without you all we are confident that a few people spraypainting and occasionally burning a dumpster would truly devolve into chaos. ❤❤🔥

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

Since we're #teamunitedforportland we just want to say thank you to all the brave officers with the @PortlandPolice. Without you, we wouldn't be able to keep these crazy kids in line night after night. 😅😇 its too bad about the teargas y'all, hopefully Ted brings it back soon.

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@united4portland DAMN RIGHT

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

Portland Mercury are a bunch of losers doing real journalism. We prefer corporate mouthpieces like the Oregonian, Willamette Week, KGW, ET AL.

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

NICE 🤣😅😂😇

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

@b6ft2 @tedwheeler What do you mean! He did the election thing last time and he won and he wears the suits and stuff. He even muktitasks on important meetings so he can still run his mayoral campaign. What could be more mayor like than that

[United For Portland @united4pdx]

If we don't reelect Ted, then the entire city of Poland will burn down and the BUSINESSES will close forever and you'll all poop your pants and we don't want that #Ted2020