INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN

I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but I know that someday you'll need me to complete your picture.
football ( Manchester united )

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

New( AVI) on profile

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

I met a Tanzanian woman in her early 30s who had a master’s degree from NYU. She couldn’t cook, so I asked if she was willing to learn. She said no.

On top of that, she was a vegetarian. I looked at my weight and thought, “Nah, this isn’t for me.”

Then I met my wife. The first time she came to my house, she cooked me a wonderful meal.

I ghosted the Tanzanian woman and ended up marrying my wife. Within a year of marriage I had gained 26 pounds. We’re still happily married to this day.

Marrying my wife was one of the best decisions I ever made.

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

@Cantonadevils Had me in the first half won't lie 🤦🏾‍♂️

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Also ask yourself why all the ‘billionaires’ and celebrities she has access to aren’t willing to Wife her

There lies your answer.

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

Bro! E get some Burnaboy songs whe you go Listen to.. you go be like! How did he sing this! How did he come up with this! HOWWW!! He has some evergreen iconic music that will last forever!!

Sometimes i understand him acting like a mad man because you cannot be that Talented|creative and be Normal. It’s impossible!

Burna will go down as one of the best Nigerian Music ever. You can h*te him, Dislike him but you Must listen to his Music. He’s one of the few that walks the talk.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The USA shouldn’t be allowed to host any major sporting events that involves participants from outside the USA.

[T ☪︎ @Prince__Talal]

Look what the US has done…

making us agree with an Arsenal fan

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

@khanofkhans11_ Women!!😂😂

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

The babe weh de give me free food for lodge that year. The day I carry another woman come house na that day I see free food chop last.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

All the people that had so much to say about Qatar 4 years ago, are suddenly silent about the USA. All Qatar did was ask the world to respect its culture.

The USA is violating every professional and ethical rule that governs the sport and everyone is silent.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Nigerian Men are this, Nigerian Men are that..

Only to travel abroad(where you now have access to all other kinds of Men), but still be looking for ‘Home Grown’ Nigerian Man🫠

[wande @blaccmajek]

Ugo no be fool when he dey post hin wife everywhere, when he dey build app for her, na when he start to post another woman he turn to “FOOL” . Internet women.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I used to be very 'embarrassed' to acknowledge how sexual compatibility ranked on my tick list.

That spell ended some years ago.

It is important that incoming calls from my partner generates erection - that's my current barest minimum for sexual compatibility.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

People who are happy that Regina Daniels have moved on fast do not have the same happiness for Ugo tech bro. Why?

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

@Nsukka_okpa Hi

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

If you will be supporting Portugal in the World Cup, say hi.

And I’ll follow you.

I want to be seeing only tweets from Ronaldo fans.

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

@talk2veee Word

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

@iamklausenburg I'm unusually not active lately, but the few moments I come across your posts, I try to like and retweet

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

@iamklausenburg We dey here for you boss

[INCREDIBLE SPACEMAN @united_abel]

@OgeDichiVic @heismric I dey tell you