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🦇 🐈‍⬛ Manchester United ⚽ 🔴 #MUFC

[M.A. Rothman @MichaelARothman]

𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀 𝐊𝐔𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐘

The 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 star told 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘦 that new sitcoms are unwatchable because the industry is “𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦”.

“𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪-𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴”.

She’s describing what killed comedy. The same industry that produced 𝘚𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘥, 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 30 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬, and 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 — shows that built NBC’s empire by making audiences laugh 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 it was uncomfortable — now produces sanitized, pre-approved content designed to offend no one and entertain no one.

Kudrow put it simply: “𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦” — the kind where an audience thinks “𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”. That reaction is now classified as a liability. Studios run scripts through sensitivity readers before they run them past focus groups. The result is shows that feel like corporate HR training with a laugh track.

This is what happens when an entire industry surrenders creative freedom to the loudest complainers on social media. The audience didn’t stop wanting edgy comedy — the ratings for reruns of 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 and 𝘚𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘥 on streaming prove that every single quarter. The 𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 stopped having the spine to greenlight it.

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐭.

https://t.co/AHZ12eQkvy

[Priyanka Bharti @priyanka2bharti]

ये महोदय भाजपा के राज्यसभा सांसद रह चुके है। RSS के सदस्य है।

इन्होंने 5 Feb को द्वारका, दिल्ली में मतदान किया। फिर आज बेगूसराय में भी मतदान करने आ गए।

के. चू. आ. बिहार के लाखों लोगों का नाम काट दी, मगर भाजपाई दो राज्यों में वोटर बन जाते है।

खुलकर वोट चोरी हो रही ह��!

[अश्विनी सोनी @Ramraajya]

एकबार में तय कर ले
बाप क्या करता था।

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

George Clooney reveals that ‘OCEANS 14’ is moving forward

There are plans to begin filming next year.

(Source: @enews)

[Saurabh shukla @Saurabh_Unmute]

‘रिटायर्ड फौजी को गिराकर पीटा फिर गोली मारी’

‘छाती और माथे पर गोली मारी गई’

‘हम सरकार से बात नहीं करेंगे जब तक 4 मरने वालों को न्याय नहीं मिलता’

‘लद्दाख में इंटरनेट बंद, बोलने की आज़ादी नहीं’

Ladakh के सांसद ���े पूरी बातचीत हमारे ⁦@TheRedMike⁩ YouTube पर देखें

[anamikaa @anu_raga_143]

अच्छा नहीं लग रहा कोई भार��ीय जापान से वीडियो बनाकर मोदी के paid actors की पोल खोल रहा

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

EC का जादू देखो,
एक मकान में बसा पूरा गांव!

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Vote Chori, Detailed Explainer.

Watch full video: https://t.co/pPBFhjpagN

[kapil bishnoi @Kapil_Jyani_]

भादरा, हनुमानगढ़ की ICICI बैंक….

मैनेजर और ऑपरेटर की मनमानी देखिए….

फोन, विडियो और सोशल मीडिया बना आम लोगों का हथियार….!!!

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Welcome to Bihar and the #VoterAdhikarYatra my brother Thiru @mkstalin

Your presence here strengthens our fight against Vote Chori in Bihar and the entire country.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

गुजरात में कुछ ऐसी अनाम पार्टियां हैं जिनका नाम किसी ने नहीं सुना - लेकिन 4300 करोड़ का चंदा मिला!

इन पार्टियों ने बहुत ही कम मौकों पर चुनाव लड़ा है, या उनपर खर्च किया है।

ये हजारों करोड़ आए कहां से? ��ला कौन रहा है इन्हें? और पैसा गया कहां?

क्या चुनाव आयोग जांच करेगा - या फिर यहां भी पहले एफिडेविट मांगेगा? या फिर कानून ही बदल देगा, ताकि ये डेटा भी छिपाया जा सके?

#VoteChori

[Thara Bhai Narinder @NarinderMudii]

From just 17Cr revenue in June 2024 to 510Cr revenue in June 2025, Gadakari's son Nikhil has done an amazing job at growing his company.

[Prakash Raj @prakashraaj]

Public Notice

To,
The Citizens &
The Prime Minister of INDIA

I am Prakash Raj, i am not a DEGREE holder.
I discontinued to pursue my creative career.
I am not ASHAMED of it.
I don’t want to HIDE it . #justasking

[Live Law @LiveLawIndia]

#BREAKING PIL filed in #SupremeCourt challenging the Union Government's Ethanol Blending Program to mix 20% ethanol in petrol.

Petitioner says selling only #E20 petrol, without giving the option of Ethanol-free petrol, affects the fundamental rights of millions of vehicle owners, whose vehicles aren't compatible with E20.

Petitioner says that E20 petrol affects fuel efficiency and causes corrosion of vehicle components.

The implementation of the policy without giving opportunity to automobile makers to make their vehicles compliant with E20 is unreasonable and arbitrary.

Petitioner seeks a direction to sell E0 Petrol as well as clear labelling that petrol sold is E20.

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Why is the BJP bringing in a law to jail PM/CMs & remove them from their posts?

I have a bunch of theories...

THEORY #1
They are targetting opposition CMs in states where BJP wants to come to power.

THEORY #2
Bihar elections will end Nitish's career and they're afraid of who comes next (*cough* Prashant Kishore *cough*). Need to control them in advance.

THEORY #3
Yogiji is making top leadership uncomfortable. Devendra is getting popular too. Must keep BJP CMs them in line & kill their ambitions.

THEORY #4
Naidu's party is going to support opposition candidate for VP (who will then become chairman of Rajya Sabha). Must keep him in line.

THEORY #5
Amit sir is planning a coop against Adarniya Modiji & wants to remove him from the PM post.

Which one is it?

[Pankaj Pachauri @PankajPachauri]

This is an EXIT PLAN:

The Lok Sabha and Vidhan Sabhas are the only fora to remove elected leaders.
The power is now shifting to the Rashtrapati Bhavan and Rajniwas whose occupants are appointed by the current dispensation.

[Arvind Gunasekar @arvindgunasekar]

Coupled with the draconian Prevention of Money Laundering Act, a CM can be arrested by ED and denied bail for 30 days thereby easily toppling an elected State Government.

[Shantanu @shaandelhite]

CEC Gyanesh Kumar Gupta family:

Daughter 1 - Megha Roopam - Noida DM

Husband - Manish Bansal - Saharanpur DM

Daughter 2 - Abhishri - Deputy Director IRS, Srinagar (J&K)

Huband - Akhay Labroo - DM Srinagar (J&K)

Bcz of such talent, CJI was removed from the committee.

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

You can't have a second Nehru.

We had nothing back then, the entire budget of India was just ₹500 crores.

Those who can't do even a single press conference criticize Nehru who used to sit in the Parliament during every single session.

—Maj Gen C.S Dhawan (Retired)

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

This is what happens to your bike when you run it on ethanol-blended petrol. Ever seen this with 100% pure petrol? Next, it’ll be your old car, and you’ll be forced to budget for extra engine and fuel line repairs.

The proof is right here, E20 is damaging fuel valves from the inside, and countless people are warning it will make older vehicles unusable over time. But who cares, right? As long as the government can push its agenda, your loss doesn’t matter.