Ding-Dong

Billionaire, gorgeous 18yr old model, natural blonde, 46-23-32. Divide time between my castle in London & own private Caribbean Island. Pathological liar

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@BBCBreaking Did @TheSun pay the parents that accused Huw Edwards for their story? 💰💲

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

What event in history would you like to go back in time to witness? #rihlive

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@etnow Girl has no curves.

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@theonlywayisup Genuinely been at The Vatican today, but they wouldn’t let me in to your personal apartments. Saw some classy souvenirs you’ve approved though. Looks like Pope JP2 has a machine gun. #fatherted

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@Number10cat Add a new country to the UK, one with a better climate. How about adding Thailand?

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Prince Harry’s book is so popular, they made a version for kids! #ThePrinceAndThePenis

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@ThatsMyBizness_ *blushes*

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@electricsoul123 They should have made it less umm… penisy

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@irshhnr4 @AmakaUbakaTV Omg. Is a sculpture of a disembodied woman’s hands holding a large penis really the best way to commemorate Martin Luther King Jr’s Nobel Peace Prize? #MLKDay2023 #mlk

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

Please be Father Ted. Please be Father Ted.

[The Sun TV @TheSunTV]

Pope Benedict was a fan of 90s British sitcom & used to impersonate character https://t.co/SGt8CiQRIF

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@SoVeryBritish This is an abomination

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@SoVeryBritish Candy cigarettes

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@hank_stamper81 @theonlywayisup I also usually agree with you Mrs T, but not on this one. I think Harry is petty & spiteful & his book is a mistake for him. But we can show the royals we are better than them & agree to disagree without breaking each others necklaces, not even your Pope Pectoral necklace

[Duchess Moaning $parkle ✨ (Parody) ♛♕♔♚ @MoaningSparkle]

Moving Harry away from the toxic Royal PR team to Me was the best decision I made for him.

Look! He’s trending. Never been more popular. 👏🏻

Yay Me!

#HarryHasGoneMad #HaroldsbrokenPearls #HaroldtheCoward

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@JustifyMyLee @rycbar32_ Prince Harry's book is so flowery and bizarre, that I don't know what the real excerpts are, and which are parody

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

Prince Harry has destroyed @BetterUp

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Men appear to be too emotional and high strung to be in politics. 😂🤣😂🤣

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@CNN This situation needs Prince William to come in and slap some sense into them.

[Ding-Dong @unitybelle]

@ABC7NY I hate the metro card... but I'm still waiting for OMNY on beeline buses

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

A reenactment of Prince William & Prince Harry’s fistfight! 👑🥊