🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖

Canadian pan cis man who loves coffee, horror movie, and butts. He/Him.

[ally @missmayn]

Remember back in 2001 when swearing was still bad and moms were trying to get South Park kicked off the air and now the president is a white supremacist.

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

@_JEC95 Are you literally that stupid? How would rape terrorize people? Hmm...

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

According to the legend, while being roasted alive on a gridiron, Saint Lawrence said to his persecutors, ‘This side is done, turn me over’. He is considered the patron saint of cooks and comedians.

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

@Jia_Lissa Yeah. You should go into politics. No evil people there. 🙄

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Democrats delivered groundbreaking victories in Tuesday’s primaries for a transgender female candidate in Vermont, a Muslim woman in Minnesota and an African-American woman in Connecticut https://t.co/5nGG92CKrc

[huntigula @huntigula]

if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

Me describing Bunny: You're my bestest friend, my best friend who I like to kiss a lot.
Me a second later: Unlike @curgoth who I actively avoid kissing.

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

Guys I have news. I love my wife. Also I am far away from her now.

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

@MelodyKush Where can I find a bottle like that?

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a @Target exclusive Pikachu Pop!

[WendigoPBFox @tmaxxnc]

Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

@princess_stef69 What if we wanna respect you but still want you to have makeup?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Give a man a fish… Just give him the fish, asshole. He’s hungry, you’ve got an extra fish. Hand it over, fuckface. He doesn’t have time to go to your shitty “fishing school.” I’m gonna count to 3.

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

I miss Bunny. Also flying sucks. I'm in a lot of pain.

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win an #SDCC 2018 exclusive Matthew Patel and Demon Chick Pop! 2-pack!

[🇨🇦🏳️‍Sentient Electronic Android Nerdbot. 🤓🤖 @unka_doomcaine]

@cogecohelps hi. I've just received a bill for unreturned equipment. A) I was told I'd be let know when my account was disconnected because your systems weren't working. And B) I was never told where to return. Help?

[Mid Fimbulwinter, a mutant metaphor @curgoth]

Just a reminder that you shouldn't hit on someone who can be fired for telling you to fuck off. This includes cashiers, wait staff, cleaners, CSRs and anyone in the service industry. They are there to work, not get harassed. Save it for tindr.