Mid Fimbulwinter, a mutant metaphor

Pronouns they/them.

[Ryan Goodcase @RyanGoodcase]

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

I.T. at worke tolde me that an MFA was needid to log ynto my emayle and Ich was lyke "Alas! Ich do *not* have the tyme righte nowe to explore the craft of fictioun yn a workshoppe setting!"

[Mid Fimbulwinter, a mutant metaphor @curgoth]

@WerewolfFeels It's rare to see an actual, literal No True Scotsman argument in the wild!

[your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 @davidgerard]

https://t.co/kqLxjugy1U

Peter Gabriel's complete catalogue, from 1977 to the present, is up on Bandcamp

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

It's really cool how neither eating out or cooking at home is affordable anymore

[Dok @Dok845]

The thing that makes this so great is that it isn't that they didn't put in any effort, but that they put in the exact funniest amount of effort possible.

[Mid Fimbulwinter, a mutant metaphor @curgoth]

Well heck. Had an "interview" today from a company that set of so, so many red flags. Afterwards, I did a reverse image search on their HR person. Stolen profile pics. Not an actual person. I've reported the fake HR person and the presumably fake company. That's my day ruined.

[David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor]

I don't care if your cop friend is nice we're criticising their role in society not whether they like puppies.

[Mid Fimbulwinter, a mutant metaphor @curgoth]

@doctorow That's a sort of a key point in Lois Master Bujold's Cryoburn! (and not a spoiler, just world building)

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

This is incorrect. Greater Tokyo is actually in Japan

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Oh you don't like police? What if you were on fire and had nobody there to point a gun at you

[just me 🇨🇦 @Wendy88573764]

@brian_downey1

[Leah Bobet @leahbobet]

By which to say I've sincerely come to believe most people are unskilled at reading their own power unless it's made explicit. And this can be super good sometimes (you have more agency in some places than you think!) and also *super bad*. But yeah, we're a bit shit at it.

[Mid Fimbulwinter, a mutant metaphor @curgoth]

Ye Olde Titanium bollards with point defense cannons. It's the only way to be sure.

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Winchester Star, Kansas, May 31, 1929

[Mav @chrismaverick]

so… uh…maybe we just shouldn’t have police at all anymore? Also, maybe Officer Rambo here shouldn’t be allowed to play any games more violent than Tetris?

[Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox]

Smart, necessary, and impactful campaign from @chinatownFOCT

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Shit like this won't stop until the CEOs who authorize it start seeing jail time

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Writers the contest is over: this sentence has been written and you’ll never write a sentence this bad.

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?

[Danielle (3am version) @failwolf1]

Tatiana Maslany