Uncle Mike ☮️

마이크 삼촌 Mathematics wonk. Pittie daddy. Horror fanatic. Master of sarcasm. Loving hubby. Professional frightener (retired).

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@krassenstein Still covering his hand…

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@PeteHegseth @Southcom How drunk *are* you?

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@JeffBoChicago @_siaubas_ @Lynyrds_Mom @MAGACult2 @elonmusk You’re not supposed to deep throat the boot, just lick it.

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@laurenboebert You dumbshit.

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@YourAnonCentral

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@DispatchAlerts @JoeMyGod

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Congratulations to Vito the pug for winning Best In Show! #nationaldogshow

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@VoteRandyFine @RashidaTlaib @IlhanMN There’s only one Hebrew Hammer and you ain’t it. Go kick rocks.

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@rex197878 Got mine for about $40 after Xmas a while ago. 🤣

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@DemocraticWins

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@hpmendoza @ErsatzFilm

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@SirHowardCoward @RealBensonBear @Angry_Staffer You think I don’t know his background?? You’re hilariously assumptive. Bye.

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Cue: Psycho shrieking violins.

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@NancyKoerner13 @Angry_Staffer Actually, in his resignation notice to congress, he stated that he would not seek to be sworn in to the 119th Congress. Not that he's a man of his word (unless that word is "juvenile."), but... *shrug*

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@sirclinksalot I have the feeling I'm going to be saying "We warned you" a LOT the next few years. Heavy sigh.

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@sirclinksalot I’m older than you and was astounded to find out I knew 15 of those bands/people.