see if it were me if I was the doctor I would’ve called CPS the moment the third little monkey showed up with a bump on his head from jumping on the bed
“Don’t worry Buddy, we’re from the Union”
“The Union?”
“We represent the workers in all magical fields both evil and benign.”
“Oh! Oh, right!”
“Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?”
“uh, a little, we don’t even have dental.”
“They don’t even have dental”