Juan Ramøs •

IG: unlit_

[susie @susieetweets]

when nathan fielder had that antique shop open for 24 hours next to a bar so they could take advantage of the you break it you buy it policy

nathan “you know that antique shop next door, they’re open 25 hours now”

“24 hours, that’s weird” 😭

[susie @susieetweets]

nathan fielder’s elaborate scheme to acquire burner phones

[roberto martin @robertomartkn]

claude faça tudo

[IGN @IGN]

A new Ape Escape video game is reportedly in the works, helmed by the team behind Sonic Mania. https://t.co/IbDc790gYe

[glowing eyes vico CBUS @vialistpilot]

mother nature, father time, and uncle pussy

[trap dad @dude_gang]

smoking on that shit that made Willem da foe

[rubykittenlover @rubykittenlover]

why doesnt ai use pee instead of water #pee

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I really need a woman to hold it down and work 2 jobs while I focus on my twitter account

[tasman @lildorothy_]

first dates are tricky i never know if i'm talking about 9/11 enough

[Noah @noahs_corner]

Walked into a papa johns and they were playing the big bang theory finale

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

let's cum inside today's tight wet pussy

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

therapist told me i’m manic bitch i don’t know shit about cars