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mama x2 | mrs

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

Lmaooooo poor Allie 😭

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

Austin: “IT WAS THE SYSTEM YOU DESIGNED”
HAHAHAHHAHA #LoveIslandUSA #loveislandreunion

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

I knew Ace reminded me of someone #LoveIslandUSA

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

This is MY dream president forever and always

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

LIVE: President Trump’s Congressional Address needs a response. Here’s mine. https://t.co/O9yN04isIw

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

My goal as a parent is to foster such a healthy relationship with my children that when they become adults, it’s a joy to be family and not a chore🫶🏻

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

Now Uber why tf would I want a walking buddy 😒😒😒

[Mason @Maxpain144]

@niicole__nicole My walking buddy after he finds out i paid $5.73 so I wouldn’t get jumped alone

[Jacob @JacobFisherDF]

No wonder he’s doing Fantastic Four and like 12 other movies, buying that much Five Guys would bankrupt anyone

[anna @twtrlssanna]

this isn't, like... a good thing

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

just found out my job doesn’t recognize easter sunday as a holiday, therefore no holiday pay…

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

Everything I’ve learned about the JLO movie/documentary has been against my will

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

it does NOT take 5-6 years to determine if that's the girl you want marry

[☔ @Whotfismick]

explaining your life to that friend you talk to once every three months

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

so basically a water flosser is like a pressure washer for your teeth? sold

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

baby double chins 🥰 that’s it. that’s the tweet 😭

[Voldemort @ib_2cute]

@TheRealDrePapi He said “are you, ya know”

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

mom and dad fail??? forgetting tooth fairy money for the 3rd night in a row 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

He still ain’t ask you to be his valentine?? That’s crazy, he hates you.

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

The fact I have a son is still so odd to me haha like surreal

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

picture of barry keoghan i drew from memory

[mel✨ @unratedmel]

A big difference between your 1st and 3rd baby is that I’m not longer having that “I can’t wait feeling”. Experiencing how fast time flies makes you appreciate the moment as you’re living it. No matter how exhausting, I just feel a deep gratitude to be able to do it again ❤️