mackenzie

doing my best

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

wow

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@mferreriptbokaw Upon further thought, if would’ve said

“Here’s a novel idea:

Eat my entire cock and balls”

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@mferreriptbokaw Look, I’ve thought about how to respond earnestly and sincerely but the only thing I can come up with is “eat my entire cock and balls”. I’m sorry.

[Dr. PRESIDENT 🚬 @DrPRESIDENT_]

WAS HANGING OUT WITH SOME RABBITS OUT BACK (WE'RE COOL; THEY COME UP TO LIKE, 3 FEET AWAY FROM ME) AND I GOT THINKING...
WOULDN'T IT BE WILD IF WE JUST ALL DIED IN OUR SLEEP?

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@mferreriptbokaw Fuck you

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@mferreriptbokaw What makes Canada special is the waiter in a different country juicing you up. And the landscapes!

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@mferreriptbokaw @PtboMusicfest Even these guys think you’re a loony freak

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

🔥

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

Hey @PtboChiefBetts, three of your employees once offered me $1000 to find them some cocaine AFTER telling me they were cops... while I was working at my job.
Message me, I’ve got names.
Cc: @mferreriptbokaw

[Chief Stu Betts, Peterborough Police Service @PtboChiefBetts]

Such posts of guns & drugs seized by officers seems to be a daily occurrence & all too common. Each such seizure contributes to community safety & we will continue to do our part to keep these people & objects of destruction off our streets. @PtboPolice

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

Why do I want to fuck him

[Rick Scott @ScottforFlorida]

I’m warning socialists and communists not to travel to Florida. They are not welcome in the Sunshine State.

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

think i might become a conservative #Trump2023

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@debmack @oliviachow Eat shit you weird freak

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@JimboAlogo @oliviachow Me too, dingus

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@SteveDishMonkey @oliviachow Happy you’d rather people die, loser cunt

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@JUSTBOOGE At least one. The rest is @mferreriptbokaw furry content

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

How the fuck do you get this many people to send you mail but can’t get more than 16 likes on a tweet? What year is it in this riding? Can someone mail him a $25 voucher for sporty haircut

[Dan Mazier @DanMazierMP]

Wow! Thank you to the people of Swan River who signed my petition on crime.

The people of Swan River are experiencing a record level of crime in their rural community because of Justin Trudeau’s catch-and-release policies.

It’s time to repeal his soft-on-crime policies.

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@AnneShebib @mferreriptbokaw Only great value for murderers

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@ms_pieces_22 @mferreriptbokaw Those years of maximum security cost taxpayers a whole lot of money. Let the old fuck rot in medium security and cost us less. Karla walks freely this morning so what does any of this really matter anyways.

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@Z3RO_Y34R @theJagmeetSingh Conservative jerks off while Canadians lose job.

[mackenzie @unrealMackenzie]

@AnnRolle_ @theJagmeetSingh Canadians losing jobs makes conservative cum