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fairy believer

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family

[ᅠ ᅠ @greenvibe]

dark nature

[demoo @theathea1612]

@catsareblessing

[brian @brianonhere]

taxi driver told me how he sometimes calls his brother’s korean restaurant to ask for a pizza and almost drove off the road he was laughing so hard

[manuel @manwelllb_]

good morning

[𝓐⭑ @ayogiovanna]

the neurodivergent urge to over-explain yourself during a misunderstanding to try to avoid future misunderstandings. and in the process becoming so unclear that you cause 3 more.

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes me feel like a prisoner in my own body

[angele @yaoiangele]

i doomscroll on pinterest too i cant be saved

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

having to actually trust what someone is telling me

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness.