“Get tactical”

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[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“Called upon to serve”

Old man
Spartan
Soldier
Leader
Veteran

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

He knows guys who get those as part of their jobs

Unfortunately he’s also never seen a cowboy

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒽𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓇 @UnbotherPurple]

Look at her!

She’s got a cool hat!

Literally a cowboy hat..

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

@SgdBashes They need some POUCHES

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

And here he had thought she was well mannered

“I have my own two fucking legs, thank you.”

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇꜰᴏʀᴍ @X3noHive]

Picking up the reader by the head, full fisting the whole skull, just to drag them away.

you can't exactly see where you're going thanks to the whole head-in-hand thing.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

@DARKESTBEF0RE (Dreadnought of Nazareth)

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

He’s about to shove a live det-chord down the birds throat

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

"oh, I'm more resistant to it. You guys die from this stuff."

Giggle, he had an M45 shotgun on his back also.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“Yeah it also gives you long lasting health issues, just like the carbine can but often way more immediate”

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

"plasma grenades explode if you breach them, these don't."

Taking it back, chewing on a piece of it again.

"Hehe it feels funny."

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“It’s a fucking explosive, not food. Do you chew on plasma grenades dumbass?”

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

Sniffle.

"N-not a pirate, I bought it :("

He actually had Swords of Sanghelios emblems on his armor. He was just an allied soldier.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“Every time you take one of these someone has to pay a fucking upwards of six hundred fucking credits, out of pocket, for loosing something they signed for. I know you’re pirate filth but even you should have some standards”

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

Rubbing his face.

"O-owwwwww aaa"

Actually crying.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

He takes the explosive and then smacks the dumbass bird with it

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

". . . That's mean."

Taking a piece of C10 and chewing on it.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

@LordThirteenth (Evil ass gamer)

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“No, I’m just really good at breaking bones”

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

"you can do that? Are you a wizard?
I prefer being a t'vaoan."

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“I’m about to turn you into a pretzel”

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

"last time I was shot on the neck, I put some aloe on my foot. It helped."

It did not help.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“Incompetent and shit, great.

He sounded

Done.

“How do you not know how to deal with plasma burns?”

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

He's good at killing everything, except spartans.

"Would a bandaid help the burns :>"

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

@CaptainCaprine He has acquired Sheeb.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

The Lieutenant Colonel has gotten very good at killing T’voans

Really fucking good.

Lot less annoying than the regular jackals.

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

A lot less t'vaoans died over the war but the t'vaoans were already smaller than the rhuutians.

He'll totally say he dodged a glassing beam, but he just got knocked out by one and didn't die.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

Tell that to the bird brain who died easier than the Rhuutian Kig-Yar.

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

His people were never used as jackals, and think they're better than rhuutians.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

They’re all jackals the same as he’s a spartan, or a human.

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

skirmisher might be mildly offended to be called a jackal.

". . ."

pulling head back.

"It looks like you got hurted."

Hurted.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

“The fuck does it look like?”

He holds the jackals beak shut

“Don’t fucking answer”

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

"what happened to you?"

Dum bird.

[“Get tactical” @unseenbolter]

No shit

The bird about to get its beak shoved up its own ass if he keeps staring

[𝒦𝒾𝓂𝒷ℯ𝓇 ꜝ @_IdiotSavant_]

That's not good for you.