Darth Reckless

Standing on a mountaintop at 3AM goat-screaming at God

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@hoshizorarock 🤤 I need

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@WitchyOne333 @MinimalistPhone Since phones come loaded with stupidity and often restrict you from uninstalling it, I prefer the 'Have some fucking self control' approach. It's suprisingly easy, once you decide not to be a moron.

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@Dianexis That was fast. Nice

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@warhelaphant Homie with his wire spool all over again. Sorry, Hela

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@JungAristotle @OrganizerMemes Bitching about it at all is fuckin excessive. Especially with an Hispanic right there.

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Some days I just want to strap on an S-vest full of rocksalt and a sign saying 'Free Hugs'. Fuck sake, people.

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@MrGoElectric @maximusg05 @dasinfogod @TheStingisBack @grok Go fuck up someone else's fun you silly twat. He posted a movie clip for enjoyers. Sue or shut the fuck up.

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@dosegenderos The toe wiggles had me rolling 🤣 Gotta make sure them phalanges are still feeling.

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@StackEmUpAgain 🤣😃😃

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@StackEmUpAgain he knew what was comin 🤣

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@appmountains

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@appmountains Like James Bond if he had a brain 🖤

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@62_Continental @NotABBWLover She got herself a BIG boy 🤣 Home invaders beware. Bookworm is gonna lay them OUT.

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@NRActual 🤣🤣

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@ShamashAran

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@Gruntpa @jasonrichardson 'Have you never sighed sir?' 🤣

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@62_Continental @NotABBWLover I have seen little leather double-ended magnetic bookmarks, she may have seen the slapsap and thought it was something like one of those. Normally I'd think you(generalized) mistook an actual mag bookmark for a sap but I think you(specific) know the difference.

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Stop stealing. People are rapidly getting to the point where individuals are being punished as proxies for the whole culture. People are so sick to death of the bullshit your average soccermom is ready and willing to help beat a child to death for shoplifting and brandishing a weapon. I want you to think about what kind of culture it takes to turn people who cry at online cat videos and can't eat spicy food into the kind of person who beats kids to death.

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@TheBaconFather @genericancitizn @lecternleader He grabbed Nancy Pelosi's lectern, was wearing a stripey beanie with a boof on the top 😃

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@62_Continental @NotABBWLover Definitely will hold a book for you. It's hilarious she doesn't know what it is but