Res

Terminally Despondent.
So Nice So Fren.
Award-Winning Self Help Author

[Res @unusualpatterns]

Nothing Works Here, It's Perfect.

[ぽんぽん @ponpon_kikipon]

人生

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Big trouble in Little Trailer Park

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The kinda weird energetic jazz that has you thinking of a life bar hopping across the stars unto the maw of the unknowns

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The kinda longing that requires some movie watching with a cute kinda weird somethin that enjoys getting her tit honks occasionally

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Stiff drink? Sounds like a viagra cocktail if I ever heard one

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Feelin like a pickle lighter the way nobody want my ass

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The rapist blocking debate reminded me of a joke I could never coherently express but the end is basically the only funny part
(She identifies her attacker and it's some popular actor, rubs her belly "Mmms I thinks I wanna keep it")

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I have a minor conspiracy theory that there was an orchestrated push to have the weird dorky kid in schoos to have an ill fitting suit phase to implant the idea that looking dapper is kinda cringe

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Its a fun and probably apt assumption that the people consistently interacting with bait posts also talk to the TV too

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When you are tired of givin her the skrimp so you bust out the toys

[The Art Curator @SeekAfterBeauty]

Gun Crew Loading a 5" 38 Caliber Gun (1942), by McClelland Barclay

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I wonder if stores are starting to license ai music because sometimes I'll just hear the most inauthentic plastic nonsense but if it isn't fake then maybe music is getting shittier

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Forgot fondlesack Wisconsin was a place
What do you think they're up to? You think they're gettin nuts?

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Busting early and hearing from her closet
Hahahoohoohoo Wipeout!
*Surf guitar jammin*

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Trials for a perfume called "lightly charred meat" deemed a failure after a member of the focus group snapped his mouth around the female subject's neck and sprinted off into the woods

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https://t.co/HwvyOrdBdK

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This only makes me miss Sleeping Dogs environment executions dang

[Farzam @farzam_plays]

Bro the environment reacts to EVERYTHING I do in this fight. 007 First Light has some Rockstar level immersive action at times

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Idk if you could write an entire book on it but a man divinely requested to drag his nuts unto the ground wherever he goes and he tries for the life of him to explain without giving anything away constantly but most remain faithful until

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Would be funny as hell if the hasan subpoena accidentally revealed a lot of the psycho death threats weirdo streamers secretly made on each other and others just cause they thought it was cool to say

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Gay Cream cover band called Creamerie but the titles haven't changed cause c'mon White room, I Feel Free, Strange Brew and Pressed Rat and Warthog