Utopia Planitia Updates

We build ships

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We're working on a new design inspired by this sweet Prince. Which two ships should we smash together???

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Took us weeks to clear all the Ash out of the bridge - the cigar was supposed to be holographic???

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So the aesthetic steer from Starfleet Command is no more carpet. Save time on building but what are we to do with the moon full of Carpet we have laying about now??? Open to suggestions..

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Is it still 2278?

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Finally sent the space mermaids packing.... But the yards are a mess. Space fish scales everywhere. This is going to take years to clear up. Time to employ that android workforce, like what could go wrong....

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The yards were just attacked by space mermaids. It's chaos here. Will update shortly...

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We're going to give kit bashing a go. Anyone got any suggestions of which two ships we can mash together to create the ultimate starship?

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We've just heard the San Francisco Fleet yards are installing towel rails on their ships. So as not to be out done we're doing the size - but bigger and better.

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@GTrekkie That's going to be one interesting dedication plaque...

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We launch the U.S.S. Jackie Stallone next week.....

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Even when WE see Tom Baker trending we stop breathing.... and we're 300 years in the future so know when he'll trend for the last time...

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We're going to switch the window to hull playing ratio on our next class of starship. Should make the lives of all those model makers out there a lot easier...

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Starfleet doesn't have the budgets it once had so we've started building booze cruise ships to supplement our income. The Andorians can't get enough....

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#StarTrekDay

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Happy just another normal day to us day. #HappyStarTrekDay

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Happy just another normal day to us day. #HappyStarTrekDay

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I've just spent the last 6 days lost in the Jefferies tubes. Dang, we should really out sign posts in those things.....

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We're furnishing the next wave of ships we build with curtains on ALL windows. We don't care what you think of that.....

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This is filthy, unspeakably extreme porn to us.....🍆