Gary

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@elonmusk @trussliz @X Dude sees her endorsement as a badge of honor! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Independent How miserable do you need to be to write a whole article about this?!

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@MARIOMARRERO13 @Lucian_Caracy @daveatherton I’ll take ‘things that didn’t happen’ for $500…

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@SaltyGoat17 @EndWokeness How long until the yanks say enough to mass shootings and ban guns?

[Gary @upthegary]

@ValentinaForSOS @EndWokeness Kindly fuck off!

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@TechnicallyRon

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“The Next Episode” really epitomises the Olympic spirit
#Paris2024 #closingceremony

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@andy_murray Listen, if the Aussie breakdancer can qualify for the Olympics, anybody can!!

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Finish off with NWA performing ‘F*** Tha Police’ or you’re just a bunch of cowards!! #ClosingCeremony #Paris2024 #OlympicGames

[Gary @upthegary]

Typically cringy and OTT from the yanks!

#ClosingCeremony #Paris2024

[Gary @upthegary]

Next time #France, just make your opening and closing ceremonies a 3-hr Jean-Michel Jarre gig!

No gold bug things, no creepy alien looking nonsense, just hours of JMJ!

#Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony #OlympicGames #Olympics

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@GTitvs I would genuinely love them to incorporate a brief strike into this ceremony!

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“We’re going to take 5 rings, and we’ll slowly bring them together above the stage?”

“Okay. And how long should it take to do that simple task?”

“ONE HOUR!! AND DONT FORGET TO DANGLE A PIANIST 30FT IN THE AIR FOR NO REASON!”

#Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony

[Gary @upthegary]

Playing the piano is hard.

So why are they bouncing this poor fucker around 30ft in the air and expecting him to nail it?!?

Bounce the singer around too!

The French are so weird!

#Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony

[Gary @upthegary]

This is all very French.

And by that, I mean it’s weird, creepy and confusing!

#Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony

[Gary @upthegary]

Tinkerbell on crack!
#Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony

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@alexarmstrong You lost. Get over it

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@usabasketball Congrats on winning the traditional one-horse race!

[Gary @upthegary]

Congrats to the #USA on coming first in a one horse race!

Since we have one-sided sports like #Basketball in the #Olympics, when are Snooker, Darts, and Hurling going to get a look?!? #Paris2024

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Seriously, get rid of that #Breaking nonsense, and make an extended Laser Run its own #Olympics  event!

#ModernPentathlon