Ryan muggeridge

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Norway may row. But England roars 🦁🦁🦁

Good luck tonight team, from our Armed Forces around the world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@England

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It must be expensive being a Scottish football fan. First you have to buy a Mexican flag. Then you have to buy a Norwegian flag. Where will it end?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’ve only just woken up. What a night. What a performance. What a match. Well done England. That was fantastic.

[Emma Louise Jones @eljonesuk]

Messi is a pure joy to watch isn’t he?!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@andrewc44104127 Yes

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@TheRealJamieKay He has a bicycle. I’m guessing Green.

[Eddie Hearn @EddieHearn]

THE ONE!☝️Welcome to the Team 21 year old England and Lions talent Henry Pollock - I watched this young man and thought SUPERSTAR! Then I met him, understood the passion, vision and desire and had to be a part of this journey. Sometimes someone special comes along that has all the ingredients to change the sport. Rugby here we come 🏉 🚀

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@RolandsDelectus I can’t understand why beardy socialists hate farmers so much. It’s farmers who grow your quinoa.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Has anyone else noticed how much better Country File has got in recent years? Tonight’s show is proper. No stupid people hugging trees and humming. Just proper farming stuff.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Hats off to the BBC. This Farming Life is properly good television.

[ITV Rugby @ITVRugby]

• ITV becomes the undisputed home of international rugby in the UK until 2029, offering fans the most the comprehensive free-to-air access to international rugby since the game turned professional

• Every Nations Championship fixture from its first two editions, in 2026 and 2028, will be exclusively available, free-to-air on ITV and STV in the UK

• The Nations Championship joins ITV’s coverage of the iconic Guinness Six Nations, ensuring free-to-air access to the sport's most prestigious tournaments

• Outside of a Nations Championship year, ITV will also offer fans coverage from the Summer Nations Series, as teams prepare for Rugby World Cup 2027, and the July Internationals and Autumn Nations Series in 2029.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

I’m pleased President Trump has now acknowledged the role of the British armed forces and those brave men and women who gave their lives fighting alongside the US and our allies.

It should never have been questioned in the first place.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

We will never forget the sacrifices of those who served in Afghanistan.

[Matchroom Boxing @MatchroomBoxing]

An update regarding Anthony Joshua.

Our thoughts and prayers go to the families and friends of Sina and Latz. RIP 🙏

[Derek Chisora 🥊 @DerekWarChisora]

It’s always nice to have a victory burger. It’s been a while. @FiveGuysUK

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Karl Starmer says he’s currently on the biggest ever trade mission to India. But that’s not strictly accurate is it.
IYKYK

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

bitched by brundle

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

We paid for Angela Rayner’s education. We paid her wages when she worked for the local council. We paid her wages when she became an MP. We even paid the settlement that enabled her to buy a house. Tax payers have funded every aspect of her entire life.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’m puzzled. Labourites tell us that Angela Rayner was only trying to look after her child which they quite rightly say is understandable.
But when a farmer tries to look after his children, they say he’s a tax dodger.