Danny Klau

On-field MC for the @RichmondKickers

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@bwfast USA soccer fans are ready for an updated map

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

If you’re one of the 3 million people who made this exact same joke - you are not eating enough fresh produce, you don’t need to worry.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Deferral Day: Bonilla is set to collect another $1.193 million from the New York Mets today, as he will each July 1st through the year 2035.

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@tonypayments Also hearing Everton have been docked ten points

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@tonypayments Sources are saying the league looked at this and will be retroactively assessing a flagrant foul to Jalen Brunson

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@usopencup @OneKnoxSC Ohhhhhhh wow, Union Omaha would have had it then? Insane!

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

Mamdani is gonna go down as the greatest mayor in NYC’s history and it’s not even close.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

The most unrealistic aspect of the Toy Story franchise is that the slinky dog stays intact for all four movies.

[Richmond Kickers 🦘 @RichmondKickers]

VIRGINIA’S TEAM 🔴🦘

We’re onto the @opencup round of 32!

#UpTheRoos

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

Great look into why pretty much everything sucks now

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: It's now more lucrative to have a losing sports team than a championship team.

We examined the Boston Red Sox to see how private equity and cost cutting invaded sports.

In this era, teams want to sell good players for profit more than they want to have a good season.

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@WilsonMorganh @MenInBlazers @OfficialBHAFC Okie dokie 👍🏻

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@RichmondKickers @keitercpa Let’s goooooo!!!!

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@league1updater 👀

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@BreRVA In New York you would only ask “You good?” If someone were very visibly not good lol

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

As a New Yorker living in Richmond, VA, my biggest qualm is that neighbors passing by treat “Hey, how are ya?” As an actual question.

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@NWcountrymusic1

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

How conservatives expected us to respond after seeing Alex Pretti kick a car.

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

@DanielBShapiro

[Danny Klau @uptowndklau]

It’s not even worth trying to convince people that what we just witnessed was a murder. If someone can watch those videos and stand on the side of the law enforcement officer, their humanity disappeared long ago.