uptownerd🍉

On Whadjuk Noongar land. Always was, always will be.
BLM. Refugees welcome.
Ally 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🌱☮️🌏
She/Her. Elder Millennial.

[uptownerd🍉 @uptownerd]

@KatieMiller @StephenM Can't wait for the kids to grow up and disown their parents

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Master goalkeeper. ⚽️

[uptownerd🍉 @uptownerd]

@Nomads4Pritzker and the USA thinks that Australia wants their beef, lol

[fatma ☆ comms open @fatemahigab]

americans be like "i have to sign up to go kill innocents in the middle east because im poor :("

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The UK believe 20% of population is black (3%); 15% is Muslim (4%); 5% transgender (0.6%); 15% gay and lesbian (1.8%); 20% of the country is vegan or vegetarian (4%)

Misinformation from the Media

[ally @missmayn]

when the bubble bursts can someone pls make a supercut of all the celebrities who were bribed to say ai is here to stay

[Jack Blues ♡ @Pixicu]

anthony you’ll ALWAYS be remember for your love for your dearest pink Nintendo DS💅🏼 i hope that they let you bring it with you in heaven so you can keep playing it all the time you wish

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

100% of abortions are 0% of your fucking business.

[uptownerd🍉 @uptownerd]

@LisaJaneSpencer I saw a stand up sketch you did, I was waiting for the actual jokes

[🔻Inès ☫ 🔻🇩🇿🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇪🇭🇱🇧🇳🇨🇭🇹🇨🇺 @hothotZawalia]

Si vous n’avez pas vu passer, les albanais se révoltent depuis 4 nuits contre la vente de terres de réserve naturelle par leur gouvernement à la famille Trump pour en faire un lieu privé touristique

Ils ont mis feu à la maison de leur président

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Thanks to massive public protests, Albania has frozen Jared and Ivanka's resort plans and has launched a criminal investigation.

[Rawan katari @rawankatari1]

كُنت حامل في شهري التاسع وأشعر بتحاسيس الولادة وقلت لزوجي وأهله أشعر بمغص فقمت بتحضير حقيبه الولادة
ونمت
وفي الساعه العاشره وربع مساءً بلحظة غدر تم قصف البيت واستشهد زوجي وتوأمه وأمه وابنتي ذات العامين
لم أتذكر سوى خيالات أشلائهم وفقدت وعيي
استيقظت وجدت نفسي في العناية المركزة مصابة بعد ٤٨ ساعه غيبوبه تم بتر رجلي ولم يستطيع الأطباء إنقاذ ابني وتم دفنهم جميعهم دون وداعهم
رحمهم اللّٰه
وبقيت وحدي
نرمين شعث
من شهادات الإباده

[z @classigantexz]

My mom messages her late best friend’s ex husband every year on the anniversary of her death, It’s always the same simple text “3 months” Just a little reminder that he married another woman 3 months after she died of cancer n honestly I love that for her

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[Marg Bar AmriKKKa 🇵🇸🪂🔻☭ @notronmexicuh]

Solidarity with the Albanian people

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[uptownerd🍉 @uptownerd]

@tylerbowyer @philfortx HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[deirdre @dkeane16]

really sad about anthony head!! always really loved this story where he invited a fan of his to his farm for the day when he heard they were having a hard time after coming out as trans

[uptownerd🍉 @uptownerd]

@bobbyberk Is this a trick question?