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Edna Mode fan acct

[beej @uptowngnome]

besties come see my dumb threads https://t.co/67j0HoEEs1

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

You can’t tell me Trixie Mattel/Katya weren’t the first Barbie/Oppenheimer

[beej @uptowngnome]

St. Cloud Superman needs to get on this guy’s level

[javi @1610SPlDEY]

no way a tiktok made me cry again

[MiAmo Ⓜ @MaMikeamo]

"I'm sorry, I've given you directions for 600 miles. You need to get out of the car and walk around more." - if Elon owned Google Maps

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

"Let's not play the blame game!", I exclaim when I'm clearly to blame.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Celebrating the 4th by force-feeding a bald eagle microplastics

[beej @uptowngnome]

she could save twitter

[JP @jpbrammer]

third coffee. I am whimsical and important and can solve difficult riddles

[beej @uptowngnome]

i hope this email finds you unwell.
bitch.

[beej @uptowngnome]

oh thank god, I would’ve been completely lost without those full-sized American flags mounted to the back of your Honda civic

[beej @uptowngnome]

@MandaTheGinger

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior]

Without me, they would be called the Good Lakes.