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[Merlijn The Trader @MerlijnTrader]

$24,000,000,000,000 IN US BANKING ASSETS IS WATCHING ONE CEO LOSE HIS COMPOSURE.

🇺🇸 JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon today:
"He's full of shit."
"If he wants to be a bank, be a bank."
"We'll fight it. If we lose, we lose, and we'll live."

The target: Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong.
The fight: CLARITY Act stablecoin yield rules.
The Senate Banking Committee already advanced it 15-9.

The largest US bank just confirmed publicly: they're losing the framework war.

Trillions follow the rules.
The rules just got written without them.

[Fall River Reporter @FallRiverReport]

It's now been 451 days since 72% of Massachusetts voters approved allowing State Auditor @DianaDiZoglio to audit the legislator. The legislators have refused to enact it as legislation, calling it unconstitutional.

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

The banks are PISSING THEMSELVES.

They’ve just realized that some autistic crypto startup in a WeWork with $20 million in T‑Bills and a React front-end is about to nuke the entire $17 trillion U.S. deposit base…

…by offering 4.9% yield on a stablecoin while JPMorgan gives you 0.01% and a debit card that expires in two years.

“BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR” – every bank lobbyist ever

Now the banking system, this Godzilla made of soy, duct tape, and 11,000 physical branches, is whining to Congress like:

“This isn’t fair! If people can earn yield on dollars outside the bank… they might leave the bank!”

No shit. That’s the point. You locked everyone into a zero‑yield Ponzi for a decade while printing $7 trillion, and now you’re shocked people want out?

What’s next, are you gonna sue water for being wet?

This is a regulatory street fight between code and bureaucracy, between global liquidity that settles in five seconds and the rotting husk of Bretton Woods wearing a suit made of FDIC pamphlets.

And guess what?

The White House is hosting peace talks.

Yes.

Trump’s team just invited Circle and Coinbase to sit down with Jamie Dimon and tell him that the future of dollars may not involve Jamie Dimon.

Can you imagine the mood in that meeting?

“Hi Jamie, meet Brian from Circle. He tokenizes T-Bills with six engineers and a Discord server. He’s taking 3% of your deposits and none of your regulatory costs. Thoughts?”

The reality is that every time one of these banks says “we’re concerned about financial stability,” what they mean is:

“Please don’t let these crypto goblins disrupt our ability to harvest yield off the lower-middle class with 18% credit cards and 0% checking accounts.”

They want protection rackets codified into law.

Like “you can’t offer yield on stablecoins unless you’re a licensed bank,”

aka:

“We missed the boat, so let’s blow up the dock.”

Banks can’t compete.

Let’s model it:

A bank: 11,000 branches, 75,000 tellers, legacy core systems from 1982, and a CFO who thinks Solana is a fish.

Circle: 25 people, 100% T-Bill backing, 24/7 redemptions, yield streamed on-chain like Netflix.

Now let me make this brutally simple... Who wins?

The guys with marble lobbies or the protocol that turns dollars into yield-bearing bearer assets?

The banks are playing defense against stablecoin yield... but what happens when it clicks that stablecoins are just a transition vector to full monetary exit?

What happens when people use stablecoins to bootstrap into Bitcoin treasuries with self-custody?

You go from “5% yield off Circle’s T-Bill stack” to “30% CAGR in purchasing power in a bearer asset that can’t be diluted and lives outside the IMF death loop.”

That’s endgame stuff.

The banks are scared of USDC + USDT.

Wait until every mom in Omaha is yield farming STRC dividends from their Roth IRAs using a Lightning app.

We’re replacing the entire fiat architecture with a monetary black hole.

https://t.co/FgXOFs2ikL

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

LIST: HUNDREDS OF NFL LEGENDS AND CELEBRITIES HAVE SPOKEN OUT AGAINST THE PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME AFTER BILL BELICHICK WAS NOT VOTED IN.

Patrick Mahomes
President Donald Trump
LeBron James
J.J. Watt
Troy Aikman
Deion Sanders
Governor Ron DeSantis
Jimmy Johnson
Julian Edelman
Jason McCourty
James White
Devin McCourty
Ryan Clark
Robert Griffin III
Dez Bryant
Gerald McCoy
Jonas Gray
Darius Rucker
Pat McAfee
Aqib Talib
Darius Butler
Matt Cassel
Emmanuel Acho
Jedd Fisch
Wade Phillips
Jeff Saturday
TJ Houshmandzadeh
Greg Jennings
Willie Colon
Damien Woody
Phillip Dorsett
Brian Hoyer
David Andrews
Danny Amendola
Will Compton
Logan Ryan
Damien Harris
Keyshawn Johnson
Louis Riddick
Jay Gruden
Asante Samuel
Rob Ninkovich
Jermaine Wiggins Jr.

RETWEET IF YOU AGREE BILL BELICHICK SHOULD BE A FIRST-BALLOT PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAMER.

[8os @8osKos]

150% pump for @SwftCoin in 24 hours to Conclude the week.. thus creating a new ATH for the last 5+ years… This gem has gone unnoticed throughout 2024. We Need far more exposure in 2025 !!! when will we be seeing $Swftc / Swftcoin on bigger exchanges like binance , kraken , https://t.co/Nxi3iD5bHP etc.

[MacBrennan | P0 @macbrennan_cc]

Ethereum should not be valued higher than Solana

There isn’t a single legitimate reason anymore

Wonder when the market will fix this

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This will never not be funny 🤣

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President-elect Trump's team interviews pro-crypto Paul Atkins to replace Gary Gensler as SEC Chair.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

#Bitcoin Price on Thanksgiving Day 🦃

2010: $0.28
2011: $2.49
2012: $12.51
2013: $813
2014: $376
2015: $328
2016: $739
2017: $8,771
2018: $4,015
2019: $7,150
2020: $18,764
2021: $58,927
2022 $16,353
2023: $37,035
2024: $95,531

[Kraken Pro @krakenpro]

Bitcoin 👀

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Joe Rogan responds to Kamala’s plan to end free speech on social media in America.

🔊

[👻🇿🇦PhantomXMusik69🎶🎭 @PhantomXMusic69]

@bennyjohnson She's owning it...she basically confessed to being the puppeteer behind the scenes and the results speak for themselves 🤡

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

$10 trillion asset manager BlackRock says crypto is being adopted faster than the internet and mobile phones.

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: GARY GENSLER CONFIRMS THAT THE PURCHASE OF A @Yankees TICKET DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A SECURITY, BUT STUMBLES WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE PURCHASE OF A @stonercatstv NFT

[The Business of Ai 🤖 @ArchieIntel]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸

SEC Commissioner Hester Peirce says the SEC "should have admitted long ago" that crypto tokens are not securities.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Congressman Tom Emmer tells SEC Chair Gary Gensler "we could not have had a more historically destructive or lawless chairman of the SEC."

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Kamala is proposing an *INSANE* 25% tax on unrealized capital gains.

Imagine buying shares for $100,000, and their value rises to $150,000.

Under Kamala's plan, you'd owe taxes on the $50,000 gain, even though you haven't sold the shares or made any actual profit.

Now, imagine the stock's value drops back to $100,000 the following year.

The gain you were taxed on has vanished.

You’ve already paid a 25% tax on a gain that no longer exists, leaving you with a financial loss and no real benefit.

Taxing unrealized gains would force investors to sell off assets to cover their tax bills, hurting long-term investment and economic growth.

This isn’t just risky; it’s a recipe for a stock market crash and another Great Depression.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump says "on day one I will fire Gary Gensler and appoint a new SEC chairman."

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

The Olympics deleted their own video of the opening ceremony because it was being criticized too much.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

CBS lies about Trump lying