Mallory ❤️

You're a product of your environment. I guess that makes me trailer trashed 🍹

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

@HomeDepot your app is so slow it makes me want to kms

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

I miss the timeline where my back didn't hurt.

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Did a quick swipe through my matches and it's about 100 men that look exactly the same and I'm not connecting with ANY of them! I need a new type 😂

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

Teen pregnancy for the win cuz I'm gonna be in my 30s when she graduates

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

Had a cup of coffee, now I'm anxious faster.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

Just looked at all my mail and threw every piece away one by one in front of the mailman's eyes, just in case he didn't hate his life enough already. #USPSEmployee

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

@peirslouise God damn is he hairy

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

@WallStreetSilv The women think they're in a relationship

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

Old ppl b like: *send email* *call person with same info*

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

@iamcardib I love the normal clothes kids deserve a normal life.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

This is the most unromantic night of my life.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

@chaseaph Precisely. When I watch tv for a night instead of clean up after my three kids it takes 99x as long to get it clean the next night.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

Bring back #Yahoo Answers man

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@davehill77 I heard that too. They have to kill all the bugs and mice and shot to grow the beans.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

@CainNicholas @JoeBiden They are preset to go at specific times.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

I am really awful at making cake but I really like cake.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

Only 15%? Are you sure people taking the survey aren't just people buying your products already?

[AprilAire @AprilAire]

Radon is the #1 cause of lung cancer in nonsmokers, which is why testing your home for radon should be a priority.

[Mallory ❤️ @ur_so_trailer]

@vladgives Yes I finally did the same. I don't know my password and I've felt very lost and anxious without Facebook. I check my phone all day for no reason.

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If you could read everything that will ever happen in your life like a book, up to the moment of your death, how far would you read?

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@davenewworld_2 I'll carry em as long as the man takes care of em for the next 18 years..