I have rabies

stroganoff

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

my front window is boarded up and my yard is full of dying 3ft tall weeds and there's a sticker on my door saying this house is a rental and i still get solar panel marketing goobers

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

i think i have a new job ?

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

sorbitol victim

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

@spewupchunks why do they do that ?? 2 of mine did too

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[swinky @swinkying]

i kinda Look like this if that’s ok with u

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

who's stomach up hurting they

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

hey sorry unfollowing this guy. i really liked when he almost killed ronald reagan for extremely unsettling reasons but didn’t realize he was unsettling otherwise which i see now was honestly kind of likely but again i gotta stress its so cool to shoot ronald reagan with a gun

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

@trash_dox thank u bb ❤️

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

should i further embrace instability and move out of state in a month without anything lined up given i fuckin hate where i live and have the funds sitting in an ira

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

it's gone but the spot is still there ??

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

mystery goo substance that's been on the ground in a park i walk through for like 2 months now

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

@_npaci_ ya gotta laugh at it i dunno lol

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

performing a corporate humiliation ritual (wearing khakis)

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

@facetedcarapace worse, i get the walmart brand one and spray it in my mouth

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

had to wear khakis to work today i feel like a goober

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

no one cares about my passions

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

@Buck36043Buck you go to a grocery store and then you just stand there

[I have rabies @uraniumeat3r]

im rationing my meds rn and have full confirmation they r not placebos

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They’re having a Kick me while I’m Down Contest