Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD

Are you addicted to tobacco yet anon?

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

1488 BC. Your Assyrian boss asks for TPS reports before sundown (fuck sundown isnt until 8:30 its summer) so you sit on your stump & begin to rummage thru your excel spreadsheet tablets to compile the proper data.
All the while dreaming of life in 2,400 BC, when man was truly man

[mattparlmer 🪐 🌷 @mattparlmer]

Apparently there were cuneiform spreadsheets

Truly nothing new under the sun lol

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@ClassicalTheis Bottom line:
-kids with parents who care are stuck in classes that are beneath them- thus making training boring and tedious.
- kids with parents who don’t care or don’t know anything are in classes learning the same things every year because the basic concepts never stick

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@ClassicalTheis Not saying the solution is exactly what OP is offering. The problem is mostly horribly catechized parents who see the program as standardized testing box checking that facilitates sacrament dispensing.
But more customized work is needed

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@OswaldsTopGuy Could be Italian, Greek, French, or Spanish in heritage. Groypers can’t beat allegations of what? Not being exclusively nordics?

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

black people, it’s official.

Your body. Our choice. Forever.

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

POCs beware 🧃like this want you GONE

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Karmelo Anthony found guilty of murdering Austin Metcalf.

“Biased jury and corrupt judge?”

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@ClassicalTheis @IncredPapist_ No “just for fun” topics apparently?

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@AJFCPassalacqua @eigenrobot @ouranometrian2 The world wasn’t “destroyed” the first time. Just the majority of humanity. That could happen again as long as any of those of the Church are still here

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@NecroticNewt @conservmillen @BasedMikeLee Most Christians believe in degrees of exaltation in the afterlife. Mormon kingdoms of glory is analogous.
Also not taught in explicit defined terms

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@NecroticNewt @conservmillen @BasedMikeLee Another goal post move.

Colossians 2:9 “For in Him the whole fullness of deity dwells bodily”

2 Corinthians 13:14: “The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all.”

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@NecroticNewt @conservmillen @BasedMikeLee Mormon’s progress to exultation is analogous to Christian teaching on Theosis. Not taught in crystal clear defined terms by the apostles by the way lol

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@NecroticNewt @conservmillen @BasedMikeLee I like how you moved the goal post. First it was introduced at Nicea now it’s individuals saying it.

(Spoiler these are not random guys lol)

Also you’re wrong:

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@BionicDance @seanmdav Yeah I’m not arguing with you because I don’t respect you.
You’re a terminal boomer 🤣🫵

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@NecroticNewt @conservmillen @BasedMikeLee “Introduced in 325AD”

>turns out that is patently false lol

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@BionicDance @seanmdav “I’m not a boomer”

*Posts the most Facebook coded boomer memes*

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@BionicDance @seanmdav Oh you’re just a boomer. Okay lol

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@BionicDance @seanmdav The baby was ~20 weeks I thought

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@yt_kalii91995 @handofmidas42 @arcticinstincts VP of the United States of America

[Dr Smoke Inhaler PHD @urbanhellscape]

@EmpiresPodcast @Catholic_Bob @kingofthehood89 Wait so some autists say the earth is 5k years old and they’re now a toxic poison in the parish?
Not sure you’ve correctly identified the toxic one lol