Garfunky

piss ass bitch

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For the past 2 years I could not figure out why my face has been so oily. I’ve also been working through a giant tub of cetaphil moisturizer I found at Costco. It’s been heavy duty flaky skin moisturizer intended for the body, not the face

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@Apple The calendar update sucks.

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Boomers are so afraid of pit bulls

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Why America Has a Long-Term Labor Crisis, in Six Charts - The Wall Street Journal
Funny little article that blames people rather than cooperations that don’t support their employees and give them something worth working for. https://t.co/CoY9Fco6Wt

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@deportriggers @isthischill @AdmiralAegis @ShiguSquad @TheRightCant Funny how you’re completely ignoring modern ideologies. Liberals today are for more government-better benefits. Conservatives lean closer to no government -anarchists.

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@federalistfive @Letamaru @BronxLaugher @FundieTea @TheRightCant Huh?? Somebody is impersonating this guy. The author is not the guy in the pic.

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@jasonhe54 @RWerthe @Ericcannavet @JaneTea4 @EM_RESUS Almost like one of these weapons is the number one cause of death in children in the USA

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@neutrondrift @todayyearsold

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@CalltoActivism Here’s your reminder that muscle weighs more than fat

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Why don’t we put people in sports/ extracurriculars into groups based on ability rather than gender? Like swim team heats and wrestling already do.

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I feel like “heal” is such a boring word for the body literally repairing and mending itself without a single thought

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This app is 70% male. No wonder it sucks. 🖕

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The fact the Mitch McConnell had polio should say something about the age of people in office

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@imbethmccoll A mother doesn’t venture and expand, they are stationary or still, the daughter grows and ventures so when she looks back and can see where she started and how far she came

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@Daira_Mateu @PhantomGirl007 @Marie765Marie @ask_aubry 😂 as long as you know

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Funny how the Supreme Court rule both for discrimination and also for anti discrimination all at the same time

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@RogerTidy @IamMrDas_ @lenrichardson1 @historyinmemes This, modern medicine, education, industry, I could go on- but the human population is far more able to support more than it once could as knowledge progresses

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@KevinCastley @LibertyCappy So we should make sure only the rich have access to higher education?

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@AllieIacob @InkMasterbator @NfiniteJustice What do you think slang is