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@sallyheart Congradolences? Condolengulations? ... Yay!

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@jorduxtaposed Can he tell early Eno from late Eno yet?

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2016: I'm the worst year ever.
2017: Hold my beer.
2018: *tentacles emerge from face-holes*

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I've got an extra ticket to K Flay @ the Commodore tonight. DM if interested? I don't even have to know you.

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@kellenw Gore is a solid pick too. Just whatever you get, try to get it on sale. Cheapness is the true essence of “le cyclisme”.

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Buddy Floppyjoints, what’s your favourite colour?

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Cats are nature's way of combining the shrug emoji with a middle finger.

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@SunshineSucks Those would go so well with a pair of baby blue old-man Wranglers.

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@SunshineSucks You mean their most uncomfortably-comfortable self? Shoes chosen for removability, clothes for sweat-absorption.

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@camfess This is why you should have a metal top-hat.

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Feet are the coal mine of the soul - @DJ_Matty_C

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Open question: what is legitimately the best Christopher Lambert movie?

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How young is "too young to watch Trainspotting"? 8? 10? It's been a while since I've seen it.

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@kellenw @camfess how can I dump a lifetime's worth of chaotic-neutral jokes in one tweet?!?

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@camfess my personal definition of good is pretty flexible, some dudes' lungs really don't need to be where they are

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@camfess shut up. You are so neutral good it hurts.

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puts his Nefi Ogando card on the table.
@jorduxtaposed @ianurbanski @stupopp

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@kellenw you are dependable af and I love that about you

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@kellenw I don't know enough about humour or things to make the Trump-VR-AI singularity joke that this calls for