urbiddiekitty

Ur fav biddie and a kitty

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Being happy makes me sick, I’m over here making dough for focaccia bread lol

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Doing dishes, window open bc it’s 60 degrees, candle burning, listening to Mazzy Star, dancing, idk if I’ve ever been this content tbh

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Crying, eating shredded cheese right out the bag, while listening to Money Trees and shaking some ass. That’s the current situation

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Don’t mind me, just filling my body w alcohol, dick and good times the last few weeks lmao why am I always such a riot when I’m single

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2 months out of my super toxic relationship and I’m so happy and proud of myself I wanna cry 🥹

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Bored and drunk and ALMOST downloaded tinder but then I stopped myself. We survive another day

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I feel like that scene in the grinch where his heart grows 3 sizes

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This might be the most at peace I’ve felt in my adult life, like I’ve never wanted to be so kind to others this is wild lol usually I’m just a bitch

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I love when my ex posts of a picture of us like we are still together!! Why do I attract psychopaths this way damn

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Just opened a bottle of sparkling wine in my kitchen and the cork blasted out the top and hit the ceiling that shit sounded like a damn rocket taking off

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I’m pretty sure the Google maps truck just caught me having a mental breakdown in my car LOL iconic

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Well, looks like the streets are callin me back….

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I used to joke about it lmao but dude I’m really starting to believe I’m bipolar or something I have some mental issues help me

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I’m tired of these Sunday reset videos but it’s just someone wiping off their counter tops like okay we get it u aren’t mentally ill!!

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I know y’all don’t care but the battery in my scale died like a month ago so this is probably the longest I’ve gone without weighting myself since I was like 19!!! Y’all better watch out I’m about to start feelin myself…

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I hate being a cancer bc I like I can meet someone once and have a whole ass relationship w them in my head LOL

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I’m kinda unhinged this year, I just spent $100 on a baby plant that will probably die

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Dude I’ve maybe cried in front of 5 people in my life so the homeless man on the median should be honored that he witnessed me having a mental breakdown in my car lmao

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Not to exaggerate but I don’t think I’ve had a chicken mini in years and I’m cumming

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Fixin to make myself a lil southern granny casserole for dinner and u know damn straight I’m puttin cornflakes on top