Kathryn Simelane

I am a Urbnsavant - A person dedicated to the development of self.

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

I know my calling and that’s to help other people’s business grow📈. I am not an expert but I have the 🔥 to make this happen. I have a deadline🗓 to help me help you☝️ since I’m an URBN.SAVANT!

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@CityPowerJhb @Lastg251 What about Marshalltown?

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@CityPowerJhb can you guys send me a letter so I can find a way to terminate my lease and move. You don’t attend Marshalltown it’s month end. I find myself bathing with cold water and I’m getting sick. I

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@YolandaKhubayi @Sibiya55 @CityPowerJhb I signed the lease a month ago 😭

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@CapitecBankSA Can you send the steps on how to close an account with you guys. Here so everyone can see how easy it is to live a simple, better and easy life. So much for a tagline

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@CapitecBankSA You aren’t giving me solutions you are making my anger worse!!! Guys honestly your attempt to secure people is similar to murder. That wait thing ain’t right so your users would rather suffer. I’m in an emergency. I swear someone needs to help us shut you down

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@CapitecBankSA @ctee88 You guys really suck why are people even using yall

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@CapitecBankSA why does one need to wait an hour to access their own account. Your attempt to secure people is actually an attempt to murder. What if it’s an emergency and I just happened to reinstall the app and forgot my previous pin. You guys donor care about safety!

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@MajorButelezi @kojoknights_ Mara guys 😔😫

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@This_IsHombs If you haven't found them. I wish you don't. Its too much 😔🙌

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@AlphaEricson @GodPenuel It can't honestly configure a server 🫠

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@Kgoshiii @neavyfornow @GodPenuel Ba wrong. There is nothing more or less to say to it.

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@oskido3004 @neavyfornow @GodPenuel I have no business being here but... Lol multiple different baby mamas requires massive leadership skills. He should go to court since he likes saying people must prove sh*t can he please just prove in court and not use his kids for clout.We can't put a court order in place 4 him

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@GodPenuel I think this is clout for you. U know how to advocate. Posting such things is just giving clout🫠 You literally have made enough single households. Go to court and stop running polls unless they help with the case which I am interested in seeing 👀

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@portiamabunda_ @GodPenuel I lowkey was like mmmh... wangishiya wajika senginomuntu 🧙‍♀️🪄

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@Maqgibela @ChrisExcel102 Lol lets be precise how many unfinancially single mother and financially single mothers and single mothers

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@musa_nakasai 8. Reboot and hope for better performance
9. Reset and reconfigure
10. Call isp and prove the lag is from their side based on my ping and tracert results.
11. Sweet talk a call center agent into going the extra mile.

Conclusion: that theory won't work. Try the lack of food.

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@musa_nakasai Lol so Basically now I need to show you I know how to:
1. Run Traceroute
2. Ping test
3. Check network driver
4. Check Utility usage
5. Access router admin check to check users and configs
6. Run speed test
7. Adjust settings of whatever im watching to decrease bandwidth...

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@ThembaAB3ED @DevGeneral_ Niqalile 😫😂

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@Tekashikaz @Ngizondeni_LOL @Ketso28 😂😂😂😂😂😂😫😫😫

[Kathryn Simelane @urbnsavant]

@elonmusk So yall give Elon this much power 😂😂😂😂