Urdit Majin

my hair stinks

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@pccloake1 what you're doing on BBCs Caught Red Handed is entrapment. Leave your laptop somewhere and its not stealing...

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Just come back from Pakistan ... It was Shiite

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@urdit: @Chelldrella23 do you remember the guy who did a shit in the lift in bulgaria??

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My old mans birthday today ... He's well happy with his present

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🎶 There's a rat in mi korma what am I gonna do ... 🎵 I'm gonna cook that rat that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna eat that rat 🎶

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@TheDappy is that your real face?? ....... Ha ha ha

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@Chelldrella23 do you remember the guy who did a shit in the lift in bulgaria?

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Just found out I've been cooking horse jalfrezi for the last 3 years f you @asda

[𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗧 ᴼᵁᴿ Qᵁᴱᴱᴺ ᴼᶠ ᴴᴱ♥️ᴿᵀˢ @RN1814]

#ItsSadWhen people still your tweets because they have no originality.

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@jpfoulg you like my hair mate?

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@urdit @NatalieMoseley sheep sagwala?

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@NatalieMoseley you want recipe for curry?

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Saw a woman shielding her PIN today ... So well she got it wrong 3 times

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@sdmosel bud bud ding ding

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@asmosel #bangarang

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Hello World