bën

idk if i even have one i couldn't think of anything funny

[bën @urethraslayed]

just learned what OJ did, some bitches do make you crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

NLE Choppa submitted a last minute bid to buy Warner Bros. for $45k in cash.

The company was sold to Netflix this morning for $82.7 billion.

[bën @urethraslayed]

#whatdidthefansaythatmadejenniferlopezlookalikestepuponherfeet #whattttttt

[bën @urethraslayed]

@melonsodsie this is really good 👍

[bën @urethraslayed]

@davidcrosss @RossLynch @DaveSeviIIe hey guys can we get the gang back together and possibly do a collab of the munks singing cruisin for a bruisin ????? i REALLY think this would be a HIT!!! already dreaming of rolling in this dough and im not talking about my doughy belly !!!

[bën @urethraslayed]

67-Eleven

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

NEWS: In a recent interview with GQ Magazine, #Bears RB Kyle Monangai revealed that his favorite meme is “Big Chungus.”

“It’s a classic,” Monangai explained. “Any time I see that goofy rabbit, I get a big smile on my face. Funny as hell.”

[bën @urethraslayed]

@airplaneclap okay what about now

[Løri @haylsho]

This is my favourite video btw

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bro hit his head on the floor so hard a booger came out his nose 😩😩

[bën @urethraslayed]

moon beam kawhice cream

[bën @urethraslayed]

@airplaneclap don't agree 👎

[ky le @airplaneclap]

lou reed if he had urinary incontinence: hello im lou peed

[bën @urethraslayed]

first tweet back what should i say

[bën @urethraslayed]

#NewProfilePic

[bën @urethraslayed]

yall think george washington was an eater ???

[bën @urethraslayed]

@Drake thank you for the free dave's hot chicken! i'm currently sharting it all out but i loved when it was in me !!! they don't call it HOT for nothing 🤣

[bën @urethraslayed]

@paulblartalt 🙁

[bën @urethraslayed]

@paulblartalt