Piggy McPorkchop

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. -Francis Bacon

[Piggy McPorkchop @urfavpigaround]

Hoes takin rides on the pork kabob ya heard

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@MsuTogether you first

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@AHBossHog any relation to the soup?

Spoiler alert: Kiss my ass Jerry Dean

[Piggy McPorkchop @urfavpigaround]

Hi @MidwesternState

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All my niggaz got SUV's, all my niggaz got STD's.
HEYYY
HOOOO

[Piggy McPorkchop @urfavpigaround]

Dora the explorer done sucked my pork in a ford explorer

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@AHBossHog Fuk u

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I'm thankful thanksgiving is celebrated with turkeys.

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Sorry guys I done ran out of pig puns

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@AHBossHog whoa whoa whoa chill fam, we straight.

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Relatable post

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Surprise surprise😏

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Tonight at 11:11 the culprit behind this pig madness will be revealed

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Plot twist: The pig isn't in the blanket

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@brady_berend your hospitality doesn't go unnoticed. And if it wasn't a broke college kid that ran this page your gift would've been cooler.

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CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 50TH FOLLOWER @brady_berend! YOU MAY NOW CLAIM YOUR PRIZE. ITS DIRECTLY UNDER THE PIG STATUE. BETTER HURRY FAM

[Piggy McPorkchop @urfavpigaround]

@haileemilli thxxx bb I guess I owe you huh?? Cum on down to the trough any time

[Piggy McPorkchop @urfavpigaround]

Why they tryin to get like me for Halloween? I'm a trend setter bitch

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@lejandroFranco @aust_snyder @hunterjonez28 @sethphilll2 @lang_braden Needless to say, it was a good time#Cowabunga 😏🐄

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Boy do I have a treat for my 50th follower