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dense irritating miniature beast of burden

she/her

[🥚 @urhumble_egg]

New @ScotRail app is terrible. Can't see trains previous to the time i'm traveling even when there delayed. It doesn't live update the time meaning i keep having to re-search the trains to get updates. The old one was much better.

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[jack. @_jackmckinlay_]

I'm hosting a @britsoci event at @UniStrathclyde on 22 June 2023, 'Being #Disabled and #Queer on Campus'.

There will be speakers discussing their research, and chances for you to have your own voice heard.

Any question, DM me or email

@StrathEDU

https://t.co/fUv2Swzfws

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

I used the old “I gave birth to you” on my daughter, she said “That was one time”.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight

me: fine

[later]

me: [immediately] ah rugs, the coward's carpet

[zae @itszaeok]

me watching dune

[Soph @sophiawpelton]

22 is the age where you start being older than other people.

[lauren @LTunderthesea]

Of course I'm depressed I live in the city they keep using to film Gotham City scenes.

[🥚 @urhumble_egg]

Being a psychology student and sharing so many studies kinda makes me feel like am in a pyramid scheme. Bout to slip into people's dms like girls bosses plz do this survey, I need participants.

[🥚 @urhumble_egg]

Anyone done a social media detox? Would yous mind participating in my dissertation survey?
https://t.co/pWRegAwXBM

[Lucy Watson @imLucyWatson]

sometimes I just wanna move to LA and be a real estate agent

[🥚 @urhumble_egg]

If age is a protected characteristic then how can you actually justify paying 16 year olds less of there doing the same work?

[tushar @reputushion]

taylor swift and i are basically the same not in terms of talent but that we both had an extremely crappy, disappointing 21st birthday

[🥚 @urhumble_egg]

@G_jennifer3 Truly the peoples princess

[🥚 @urhumble_egg]

Found an empty bottle of md2020 in a Spencer screening. It's what she would've wanted

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Will i understand Dune if i haven’t seen a shit ton of sand before

[🥚 @urhumble_egg]

@G_jennifer3 Depends what time you went tbf but 24 hours I'd say.