Ashlynn 🌻

adventure is out there 🎈| all I do is listen to music & overthink | ♓️ |

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

I just cracked my back like a glow stick and oh my god....I’m a new person

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

you like

my hair?

gee thanks,

just washed it.

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

if you’re a manager of any type of establishment, you shouldn’t have “favorites” and you also shouldn’t talk to other team members about which ones you don’t like. It’s unprofessional as fuck. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Sometimes I look back at my old tweets and think...ew.. I don’t know her.

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Are we really surprised that @_HoboJohnson takes up a majority of my song list? Thanks Frank for being you and making the music that has gotten me through the hard times these past few months. I couldn’t have done it without ya. 🌻💙

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

I have a bad obsession with Santa Fe’s rolls and I ate all 12 that I ordered and now I have the WORST bellyache ever. It was worth it. Would do again.

[eva @evaluvz]

One of the most toxic things I’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone bc I love them

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

@_HoboJohnson Love you dude, you’ve come so far and we’re all so proud of you ❤️ can’t wait to see you on the 20th!

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

bout to go see hobo & the bois for the second time and I’m not even mad that I’ll be a little broke

[becca 🦆 @circIess]

"how do you afford to go to so many concerts?"

bold of you to assume I can afford to go

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

She’s a peach...scone 🍑

Thanks @_HoboJohnson for the costume idea so I wouldn’t be something lame af. Much love to you ya fish ❤️

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

SO. READY. FOR. HALLOWEEN. I have the CUTEST costume planned and I’m living for it

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Based off my tweets tho, I’m assuming y’all already came to that conclusion 😂

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

My friends grandma and I only said hey to each other and a few days after meeting me, she’s asking my friend if my family loves me & if we’re close bc I seem like I crave and seem desperate for love. Haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Wow excuse how messy I look, but I finally got to meet this beautiful human tonight ❤️
Thank you for an amazing show and for being so sweet when I got to meet you and for putting up with me being so nervous. Hopefully you can get that bracelet to fit & hopefully I’ll see ya again

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Tonight was the literal best night of my life ❤️

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Sometimes I really wanna quit my job bc of all the childish drama but then I remember that I have bitches to one up so I step my game up.

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

I just wanna be where you are, holding your hand & singing to our favorite song

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Me: “hi, how many in your party?”
Guest: *holding a baby* “3”
Me: “is that including the baby?”
Guest: “Naahh, the baby don’t count”
Me: “🤨🙄”

#hostessprobs

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

Lemme clarify that it was other patients that were sitting by me, not the doctors.

[Ashlynn 🌻 @urlocalash]

These ladies at the doctors office literally are the most uneducated people I’ve ever heard when it comes to women’s health, STD testing, & birth control 😂😂