Earl Stevens

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@ShawnRyan762 @sigsauerinc Shawn's house probably doesn't get toilet papered too often.

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@Newsforce So maybe there is a Republican congressman with a detectable level of testosterone??!

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@SenJohnCurtis Your sweatshop donors are thrilled. The rest of us...not so much.

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@miradreaamy 4

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@DezGoth Missionaries call this "Tuesday".

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@ronsterd89 Big shops will tell you it's too close to the sidewall and will want to sell you four new tires (you don't want uneven wear do you?).

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@RekietaLaw I don't know what's more entertaining: the left sacrificing each other on the woke altar, or the right doing the crabs in a bucket thing.

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@1914ad Great article - thank you!

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@BamaSaltyMarine And he let you off with a wink and a warning.

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@TheRealPlanC In since 2015. Gov isn't getting any less retarded, so I'm staying on the boat.

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@BensHoops @utahjazz Jazz defense is incredibly bad. Straight-line drives, wide open threes, feeble rebounding. . .Looks like 5 on 4 at all times. Lot of road games left -- 7 wins feels like a stretch.

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@sminston_with Excellent analysis. Thank you!

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Did wemby get a steal for that block?

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@GoingParabolic Kip from Napoleon Dynamite hasn't aged well.

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@827js Ah, goat hair and rice cooked low and slow over a burning tire.

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@tommyrazorcuts This man brings honor to his entire bloodline.

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@barstoolsports They'll cut half the players and coaching staff. Survivors will play/coach both ways and sell $50 popcorn at halftime.

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@Wisdom_HQ The Utah Jazz

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@JamesOakley530 @GeneralLeeDrunk @ShawnRyan762 Bullet might stick if you hit shoulder or hips broadside. Won't stick in the neck - and definitely not a human neck.

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@GeneralLeeDrunk @ShawnRyan762 If you've ever shot anything living with a 30-06, you'll know that Charlie wasn't shot with that round. That story deserves to be attacked because it's complete bullshit.